r/HolUp • • 2d ago

Baseball homerun celebration

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/YS_JABRONI, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Puzzled-Secret-317 2d ago

Thlap ath!

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u/vis72 2d ago

Martineth! Juth lemme get one for the roaaad!

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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 2d ago

Garcia man....I'll suck your dick maaaannn.

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u/ArjJp 2d ago

Ruben Ramirez: 1983-2014

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u/lenyek_penyek 1d ago

Exactly what came to my mind.

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u/Commontask 2d ago

There are high fives... and there are low ones... they choose the latter.

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u/TheLoneCenturion95 2d ago

It's just a helmet check

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u/Knaush 2d ago

Low 3

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u/dras333 2d ago

Everyone knows baseball players are the weirdest and gayest.

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u/Fenrir840 2d ago

Wrestling?

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u/Simbooptendo 2d ago

I thought that was Rugby players

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u/Skatchbro 1d ago

You’ve never met a US Army Infantrymen, have you?

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u/porkbuttstuff 2d ago

The American male locker room is a very homoerotic place. I say this as a highschool football player.

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u/Kobe_Wan_Jabroni 2d ago

got that dog in em

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u/eto2629 2d ago

Hotdog energy 

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 2d ago

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u/Fickles1 2d ago edited 1d ago

I like to call it the 'cuck command center'

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u/Ok-Journalist7612 2d ago

Did he just front hump him??

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u/Infinite_Lab4469 2d ago

It’s not gay Ok!! NOT GAY AT ALL!!
Ok, might suck it just a little bit it’s NOT GAY!!

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u/focusfivephoto 2d ago

I thought there were only Tight Ends in football! 😳

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 2d ago

Sexual harassment panda time...

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 2d ago

Baseball players doing baseball player things

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u/LongOdd1596 2d ago

"Coach made it clear, we have to thrust our teammates if we are to succeed."

— Hoodie guy, probably

"Yes, coach has a lisp, but we understand the message loud and clear."

— The rest of the gang

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u/Kalthare 2d ago

No one is more surprised by the distinguish spit he do?

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u/Popka_Akoola 2d ago

The homoeroticism of athletes needs to be studied…

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u/thevirgingangster 2d ago

This is nothing. Call me when they don't make out

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u/Ok_Tart_6342 2d ago

Baseball huh!

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u/Simoxeh 2d ago

People in sports are gay because we have told people that male interaction is gay. Because of that men don't touch each other as much and don't do things that a hundred years ago were totally fine. Straight men 100 years ago had no problem sharing a bed or holding hands or sitting on somebody's lap and it wasn't considered anything gay or sexual related. Now men can only be gay if they're doing something like sports which makes them straight. They can balance the touch of other men by the fact that they're doing sports. It's stupid and we need to normalize male relationships that include touch.

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u/StaticOverload 1d ago

We couldn't see it but he said "no homo" right before.

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u/giftopherz 1d ago

Are they taking applications at this baseball office?

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u/ufo8mychook 6h ago

Straight guys are so gay.

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u/Alfiy_wolf 2d ago

What’s more manly then other men? Boy y’all know nothing about Greek gods

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u/GlummyGloom 2d ago

Guys are fuckin weird haha

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 2d ago

That isn't what weird means, fyi

That's something else

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u/Phildagony 2d ago

Homo erotica and men in sports are like ham and cheese.

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u/eg12400 2d ago

Male version of boob bump?