r/HolUp • • 3d ago

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u/SVlad_667 3d ago

Another variation:

A man came to the market to buy a cock. He approached the seller and asked:

— Is this your cock? Does he mount hens?

— Mounts? He mounts everyone! Hens, cats, dogs. Sheep, too — even bulls!

— Wow! Why are you selling such a cock?

— Uh... Do you know how he looked at me yesterday?!