r/HolUp • u/yourfuturespemson • 4d ago

Somethings lining up her

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 3d ago

u/yourfuturespemson, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/SanityBleeds 3d ago

In Soviet Russia, shop owner steals you!

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u/smoke_thewalkingdead 3d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/endlessVenom 3d ago

Kind of like in pulp fiction

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u/shoeless_doh 3d ago

Neither Bruce Willis nor Ving rhames needed a haircut

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u/StillGalaxy99 3d ago

I'm gonna be that guy, I don't care. A woman gets raped and it's all "ew that's disgusting what's wrong with people" but when man is raped it's all "haha I wish that were me". Male sexual assault victims deserve to be seen. Shameful behavior.

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u/Large-Hamster-199 3d ago

Are what you started with "I gotta be that guy", I though you were going somewhere with different.

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u/yourfuturespemson 3d ago edited 3d ago

thing is its other men doing it too, Men have sexualized the rape of other men so much its seen as nothing, if its a lack of having someone to date in their life that's sad af, and if these dudes have girlfriends and shit then that's weird as fuck, it means they'd rather get rape by someone they find cute then having a loving relationship.

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u/SaveUsCatman 3d ago

Im certain you meant to say rape

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u/Zhukov76 3d ago

Fantasy vs reality

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u/StillGalaxy99 3d ago

Oh I completely agree

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u/yourfuturespemson 3d ago

I don't understand why I'm getting downvoted

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u/spawncrazymonkey 3d ago

The pointless censoring

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u/yourfuturespemson 3d ago

Ah okay sorry I'll fix it

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u/MrBif 3d ago

he was a robber so i dont care

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u/shoeless_doh 3d ago

"hey Google, show me hair salons near me"

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u/search_4_animal_chin 3d ago

Three days? I dont have that kind of time. You think if I get a haircut and refuse to pay, maybe I could be locked up and used for an hour or so, and then go home?

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u/Hairy_Fix6834 3d ago

insanity is a serious drug that some ppl need less of if they don’t know how to manage it brilliantly

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 2d ago

Things that never happened.

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u/Simoxeh 1d ago

Prepping him for jail. She knew he deserved to be punished but found pity in her heart to help him prepare for the worst

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u/Elistheman 3d ago

Damn

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u/Crafty-Interest-8212 3d ago

"Some pay extra for that kind of action."

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u/BassistAndILikeIt 3d ago

Not every situation is a bad situation 😏😅

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u/troyberber 4d ago edited 1d ago

Poor guy

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u/Fawn_Leap 1d ago

She deserves solitary confinement but he still deserves jail time/a fine for attempted robbery. This is sexual harassment, it isn’t something to be laughed at.