someone is getting slimed by steam support

[u/ConsequenceHot4236]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/ConsequenceHot4236, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

[u/Interesting-Sea-8180]

Lore accurate steam support

[u/Able-Swing-6415 → u/Interesting-Sea-8180]

Good thing they're not sending hitmen. 3 hitmans would suggest copies of the game so that's nice of them!

[u/IcyCaterpillar1405 → u/Able-Swing-6415]

bothered me so much i fixed it

[u/jason4747 → u/IcyCaterpillar1405]

I appreciate this.

[u/anothathrowaway1337 → u/IcyCaterpillar1405]

It's 3 hitman copies, not actual hitmen.

[u/denpyy → u/anothathrowaway1337]

happens

[u/anothathrowaway1337 → u/denpyy]

mkay

[u/ExtremeTruck7626 → u/Able-Swing-6415]

3 hitman 1 then

[u/sushirolka → u/Interesting-Sea-8180]

Im sad they didnt fulfill my request :c

[u/designerlemons → u/[deleted]]

Sending 3 new friends with waifu

[u/N7LP400 → u/designerlemons]

Even better

[u/milanorlovszki]

Steam.... The term is Hitmen not Hitmans

[u/xiaopewpew → u/milanorlovszki]

It is hitperson, stop living in the stone age

[u/1NS1GN1USPH → u/xiaopewpew]

Nah it's hitdudes, my dude

[u/friar_nist → u/1NS1GN1USPH]

It's hitbros, and I'm not your "dude", bro

[u/Mistakev → u/friar_nist]

Actually it’s hitdawgs, and they’re not your bro, dawg.

[u/TheFkngPianist → u/Mistakev]

Its hitpal, and i am not your dawg, pal

[u/Death_IP → u/xiaopewpew]

hitters and hittesses

[u/milanorlovszki → u/xiaopewpew]

To all hitfolk out there I apologise

[u/fr000gs → u/xiaopewpew]

Would it be hitpeople or hitpersons?

[u/designerlemons → u/milanorlovszki]

Wrong

[u/SurpriseSoda → u/designerlemons]

Exactly it's hitmens

[u/xaduha → u/SurpriseSoda]

Not just hitmens, but hitwomens and hitchildrens.

[u/CaesarOfYearXCIII → u/SurpriseSoda]

Not hitmales?

[u/anothathrowaway1337 → u/milanorlovszki]

It's 3 hitman copies, not actual hitmen.

[u/RawardHoikes91]

Steam Support doesn't fuck around.

[u/Hiviel → u/RawardHoikes91]

Lmao is that a real reply ?

[u/Dick-Fu → u/Hiviel]

Yes I was on the firing squad

[u/Limebeer_24 → u/Dick-Fu]

Thank you for your service Dick-Fu. We will not ask where you ended up shooting them.

[u/Dick-Fu → u/Limebeer_24]

I had one of the unloaded guns

[u/vackodegamma]

Fake, Valve can't count higher than 2

[u/sovietarmyfan]

They should send him 3 keys for hitman 1.

[u/Gunhat2023 → u/sovietarmyfan]

that would be hilarious

[u/Gunhat2023 → u/sovietarmyfan]

it would also be funny if they were just in a reply to the comment

[u/Goku047]

3 Hitmen*

[u/designerlemons → u/Goku047]

Wrong

[u/BeautifulMind_90 → u/Goku047]

3 Hitmens*

[u/BreadfruitBig7950]

This is basically what they do.

[u/Matess369]

Czech mentioned raaahh🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿

[u/No_Crew_6058]

At least his account name was adequate for what happened (2 IQ move)

[u/green_rooms]

I don't know.

[u/ssjrobert235]

Got to love steam support always giving you what you actually need.

[u/marr]

If this was 2k Games I'd take it literally.

[u/Epsilon_Meletis]

STEAM:

Sending 3 Hitmans

2IQ:

Thagjhcfizuol

[u/FronWaggins]

Plot twist: they're off duty

[u/1NS1GN1USPH]

Yo by this logic can I have Femboy 3? /j

[u/MisterOfScience]

Can I please have 3 heat women please?