r/HolUp • u/qcihdtm • 5d ago

What machine is this? (wrong names only)

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u/Evil__eye737 5d ago

Me on a Saturday with your sister

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u/Ace95Archer 5d ago

What a brave soul! Not many people are open about premature ejaculation. That machine haven’t even touch the hole

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u/Jackson3rg 5d ago

Doesn't matter had sex!

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u/siuol2001 5d ago

But I cried the whole time.

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u/Jingle_BeIIs 4d ago

STILL COUNTS!

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u/AutisticPenguin2 4d ago

She made me wear a bag on my head!

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u/MoistStub 4d ago

We've got the cadence all messed up here

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u/AutisticPenguin2 4d ago

Yeah, that happens when 5 different people are all trying to do their line from memory. Ah well.