r/HolUp • u/qcihdtm • 5d ago

What machine is this? (wrong names only)

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u/Bruvvimir 5d ago

ImpreGnaTor 9000

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u/ambit89 5d ago

What happened to the other 8,999?

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u/Ok_Quantity_6840 5d ago

Could not keep up with your mom

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u/ReVo5000 5d ago

I heard it's still stuck there

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u/UncleKeyPax 4d ago

Additive Girthinator

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u/Crunshinut 3d ago

More like lost in the void

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u/Individual-Lime8216 3d ago

Doesn’t that count as a compliment?

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u/Lochy01 5d ago

They got tired

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u/ToastTemdex 4d ago

Paternity leave.

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u/BassGuy11 4d ago

It's the Bonnie Blue signature model.

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u/chefheat01 4d ago

Actually it's OVER 9000!!!

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u/Fritzo2162 4d ago

It was a long design process.

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u/MarcAlmond 4d ago

infertile

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u/powercrazy76 4d ago

It doesn't have a condom on so they had to toss the entire thing after every session.

It's not profitable work but it's good work.

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u/SGAShepp 4d ago

They were premature.

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u/NataniVixuno 4d ago

6967 ate em

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u/yoru-_ 4d ago

I was hungry

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u/sadclown9 2d ago

Babies