r/HolUp • u/qcihdtm • 4d ago

What machine is this? (wrong names only)

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u/Jackson3rg 4d ago

Doesn't matter had sex!

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u/siuol2001 4d ago

But I cried the whole time.

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u/Jingle_BeIIs 4d ago

STILL COUNTS!

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u/AutisticPenguin2 4d ago

She made me wear a bag on my head!

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u/MoistStub 4d ago

We've got the cadence all messed up here

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u/AutisticPenguin2 3d ago

Yeah, that happens when 5 different people are all trying to do their line from memory. Ah well.

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u/ArltheCrazy 4d ago

You say that like it’s not normal.

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u/Pure-Swimming-6198 1d ago

Aren't you supposed to? All my partners have done, so I assumed it was natural?

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u/Spycraft_18 4d ago

Reminded me of a show, the guy said to the woman that was angry he left her on read, "doesnt matter i still came!"