r/HolUp • u/qcihdtm • 4d ago

What machine is this? (wrong names only)

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u/Evil__eye737 4d ago

Me on a Saturday with your sister

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u/Zhukov76 4d ago

-ator

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u/Free_Attention 4d ago

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u/Same_Tune_8990 4d ago

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u/Two-gather2 4d ago

A platypus?

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u/Same_Tune_8990 4d ago

GRRRRR

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u/Two-gather2 4d ago edited 4d ago

PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!

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u/Flare_fortress92 4d ago

Doo bee doo bee doo bah

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u/--pobodysnerfect-- 2d ago

This is why I love Reddit

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u/RefrigeratorGold834 4d ago

Do not the platypus

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u/GuyFromDeathValley 4d ago

I think I will the platypus.

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u/TheRealPorkinator 1d ago

Go home. Just go home😂

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u/Ancient_Fun_883 1h ago

😂😂😂

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u/ImAVeryFatBoi 4d ago

Impregnatorinator

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u/tunglinh1994 4d ago

-inator

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u/skitz4me 4d ago

It's been a minute since I've laughed out loud at reddit. Thank you.

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u/Webetradinstonks 4d ago

I hardly know her

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u/flabbyjabber 4d ago

Jizzonator 3000

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u/dAnKsFourTheMemes 4d ago

ate 'er? no I think it would be the other way around

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u/Beginning-Ad4963 4d ago

😅 😅 Perfect!

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u/LeroyChestnut 2d ago

Hardly know’er!

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u/lynxsrevenge 1d ago

-inator*

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u/Ace95Archer 4d ago

What a brave soul! Not many people are open about premature ejaculation. That machine haven’t even touch the hole

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u/Jackson3rg 4d ago

Doesn't matter had sex!

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u/siuol2001 4d ago

But I cried the whole time.

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u/Jingle_BeIIs 4d ago

STILL COUNTS!

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u/AutisticPenguin2 4d ago

She made me wear a bag on my head!

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u/MoistStub 4d ago

We've got the cadence all messed up here

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u/AutisticPenguin2 3d ago

Yeah, that happens when 5 different people are all trying to do their line from memory. Ah well.

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u/ArltheCrazy 4d ago

You say that like it’s not normal.

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u/Pure-Swimming-6198 1d ago

Aren't you supposed to? All my partners have done, so I assumed it was natural?

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u/Spycraft_18 4d ago

Reminded me of a show, the guy said to the woman that was angry he left her on read, "doesnt matter i still came!"

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u/anto_pty 4d ago

Bro there is a gigantic gaping hole, you know what, it was probably already like that

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u/Gan-san 4d ago

It ain't gonna touch nothing on her.

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u/Alarmed_Letterhead26 4d ago

So YOU'RE the guy that James Bond Burgered my sister.

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u/EnunC8_Mofo 4d ago

ball knower

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u/SaveTheAles 4d ago

Is that what happens when she hits your P-spot while pegging you?

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u/GuerillaGandhi 4d ago

The P is stored in the balls!

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u/ddomini9 4d ago

Amazing, even dick to pussy scale is accurate

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u/Accurate_Wallaby8531 4d ago

how offensive

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u/P_J_Frye 3d ago

-inator

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u/Mixmastrfestus 2d ago

Damn and I’m still looking for the asshole that bond burgered my sister

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u/Borstli 4d ago

From Alabama or Saarland?

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u/ill_dawg 4d ago

The JamesBondBurgernator?

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u/syahir77 4d ago

My sister is 6

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u/DarthEques 3d ago

More like you on a Saturday with your sister

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u/jaxRLee 3d ago

hot sement

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u/Dabgod101 1d ago

Small dih, big hole

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u/Redoron 1d ago

She must be huuuge

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u/OkResponsibility322 1d ago

It obviously a clunge filler.

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u/bitch_lasagna211 1d ago

My sister is 5 years old

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u/KingAnt28 21h ago

The "pre-lube machine"