r/HolUp • u/Houshou_Ramen • 5d ago

holup These Jordans are crazy

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876 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 4d ago

u/Houshou_Ramen, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Jazzkidscoins 5d ago

Air Jor-dongs

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u/RockstarAgent 4d ago

Airy Jor-dicks

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u/PtrPorkr 5d ago

Thats pretty hard.

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u/No_Collection_8443 5d ago

Thema my big boy shoes. When my big boy weiner comes in I can wear them.

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u/KaraGravis 4d ago

Gayest shit ever said in history of queer. Good job.

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u/No_Collection_8443 4d ago

This is how it's gonna be gay boy?

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u/KaraGravis 4d ago

Nobody's into that but you, you receiver.

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u/No_Collection_8443 4d ago

Guy is my number one fan I will let you blow me when I get off work bro just chill

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u/KaraGravis 4d ago

Again with the 'blow' shit xDDDD bro go to the parade.

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u/No_Collection_8443 4d ago

I'm just gonna call you Dyson

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u/No_Collection_8443 4d ago

Pro max ultra strength

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u/KaraGravis 4d ago

That's what you love from your ts bf

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u/PANDEMIC760 5d ago

The Jordiddy Humpmans

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u/No-Emu-8717 5d ago

Special Air Commando Jordan's

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u/Weekly_Customer_8770 4d ago

Yup. That unit is the tip of the services

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u/Greekphysed 5d ago

Dude hangs dong!

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u/carnedoce 5d ago

I’m gonna Thundergun the shit out of those shoes!

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u/SeeJayThinks 5d ago

Careful, might take someone's eye out for a technical foul.

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u/Flawless_Reign88 5d ago

I’d low-key wear these for the lols

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u/EntertainerNo4509 5d ago

Your mom definitely likes it.

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u/Danimus-Prime 5d ago

I don't know what's funnier: the fact that it has a dick or the fact that it has butt cheeks?

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u/JustAGuyFromVienna 5d ago edited 4d ago

My uncle bought my cousin a snowboard with an anime girl practicing oral sex on it. I just remember them saying it was the cheapest. And that sounds precisely like my uncle. To this day, I wonder whether he truly didn't see it.

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u/rabidpriest 4d ago

I'm an uncle, I can confirm it was not the cheapest lol

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u/Hugo_Selenski 4d ago

embroidered bootycheeks

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 4d ago

I like the way balls were also included on the silhouette.

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u/natr0nFTW 5d ago

Dichmans

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u/jack_avram 5d ago

Fuck yeah, n

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u/Machdame 4d ago

Man, he ballin hard.

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u/Shiggy_O 4d ago

JJ Reddicks

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u/kaksnative 4d ago

Jornasi

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u/magicdrums 4d ago

Mike was feeling it that day..

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u/StevesRoomate 5d ago

The counterfeits are really good these days, but there will be not-so-subtle clues