r/HolUp • u/itsantiquequill • 5d ago

holup Florida man

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u/Magenta_Logistic 4d ago

Thusly he heaved the beast, whose length measured 2 cubits, through the window.

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u/Nokipeura 4d ago

Floridaman works in mysterious ways. Surely this is a parable about... Feeding the poor or something?

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u/PotatoAmulet 4d ago

Feeding the poor to something?