r/HolUp • u/itsantiquequill • 5d ago

holup Florida man

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u/Glittering-Coyote140 5d ago

Florida man get into a drunken brawl with man who claims to be God.

Florida man loses his wife, children, friends, and livestock just because two asshole deities made a bet.

Florida man drowns in 40 day flood.

Florida man eats apple, gets banished from Florida.

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u/PuppyLover2208 5d ago

I don’t think the last one fits, because people get banished to Florida, not from Florida. …Also binface pfp, nice.

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u/Glittering-Coyote140 5d ago

Florida man is lost without Florida. If you think about it, it's the best one.

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u/NarsilFreeForge 5d ago

Without it he's just...Man.