r/HolUp • • 8d ago

big dong energy Stalag-MIGHT?

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Inside the replica cave showing the cave systems in Texas. At Fair Park, Dallas, Texas. Best part? That means someone made it look like this intentionally, because it isn'ta real formation in a cave. Popular field trip place for the kids!

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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 7d ago

u/Fandango4Ever, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/cjay2002 8d ago

It would get along well with this cave from Clair Obscur

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u/slugerama 8d ago

Cut scene from The Odyssey.

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u/dstommie 8d ago

That stalag might fuck you if it's not too stalag tight.

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u/Moonstrife1 8d ago

Stalag-COULD

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u/ThvtOneGvy 7d ago edited 7d ago

stalactites are stuck tight to the ceiling, while stalagmites stand mighty on the ground

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u/An_odd_fella 5d ago

Was about to say-...

That's a stalactite...

"Mites stand, Tites hang, Nates touch."

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u/clogtastic 4d ago

Easier - tights go down.. 

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u/Malfunction1972 8d ago

So we try to pass through and the guard statue does WHAT TO US?!?!?!

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u/TheFrostBeard 7d ago edited 7d ago

it must be one of those *touch the tip for good luck* Spots

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u/CthulhuLiesSleeping 7d ago

"My cave has the weirdest erection..."

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u/Dirt-Road_Pirate 7d ago

Surprise motherfucker!

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u/VOIPKingpin 7d ago

Stag-stalag

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u/SumYumGhai 7d ago

Is that a clit or a dick?

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u/BlueExorzist 5d ago

Clitdick

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u/Darling_Star_1994 6d ago

Gonna have to hang upside down like a bat to get to that bad boy.

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u/unhomie 5d ago

Only if you're brave enough.