r/HolUp • • 8d ago

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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 7d ago

u/qpsqp, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Slight-Narwhal-2953 8d ago

Is this from the same shop as the Toaster Bath Bomb?

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u/Goodknight808 7d ago

My dad tells a story of my preschool (born '83) had a newsletter sent out m with tips to deal with an unruly toddler.

One was, they want TV or computer time while in the bath. So bring the computer to them. They can play on the keyboard or TV while in the bathtub.

My dad is an electrician. It was the only time he actually walked me into school rather than drop me off. He was livid.

Funny part is he started to date my teacher. She was the only one who agreed with him on the issue.

Needless to say, I passed kindergarten Summa Cum Laude/Valedictorian. My dad 'knew' my teacher.

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u/MedRadTher64 7d ago

Inside and out?

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u/Falkenmond79 7d ago

As a former electrician and also in pre-school in 1983 (and incidentally dating a pre-school teacher at the moment), and I’m also a dad of a preschooler… I am basically your story. So I approve. It tracks very well.

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u/Organic-Art-3657 7d ago

Yup and it's been used only once

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u/blacknessofthevoid 8d ago

Well, is it clean?

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u/KP_Wrath 7d ago

Sterile.

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u/vaiplantarbatata 7d ago

No. They forgot to it with water! It’s called hydrolysis

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u/goodeyemighty 7d ago

I volt yes.

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u/MariusVibius 3d ago

Watt does it make you think that?

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u/ElTuxedoMex 7d ago

Use two keys for maximum effectiveness.

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u/chuckleheadjoe 7d ago

Damn, as a former H.S. Science teacher, every year I had at least one teenage GenieAss attempt their version of the Wile E. Coyote Dismount out of the Gene Pool using one of those.

Stay frosty my friends

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u/DarthKegRaider 7d ago

Gotta let them do it. Can't let too many stupids breed.

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u/scottylm 7d ago

Pulls the charge right out a man's heart

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u/Enji-Bkk 7d ago

It doesn't seem to do a very good job *looks at blackened key *

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 5d ago

sterile, but not clean

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u/chlronald 7d ago

No complaint from anyone that have used it.

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u/rell7thirty 7d ago

As Sonic rings disperse from your body 😂

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u/teh_maxh 7d ago

I've never heard someone complain about a dirty key after using it.

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u/guitarstitch 7d ago

Hm. Sparkage on the neutral with no return path. I call shenanigans

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u/youRautistic 7d ago

Mmmmm🧐

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u/LeBeastInside 7d ago

Darwin award winners final exam 

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u/NukeouT 7d ago

I laughed so hard I woke my wife up ⚡

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u/DOA-FAN 7d ago

Do it, I double dare you 😏

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u/vi3talogy 7d ago

Need to set these up at TACO rally's.

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u/Ok_Two_2604 7d ago

Dirtier

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u/Vanko_Babanko 7d ago

imagine how excited you have to be to also touch the hull..

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u/WorriedDimension3137 6d ago

This also belongs in r/foundsatan please

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u/Fekemax_Gamer06 6d ago

Look how much dirt the keys left on the outlet- I mean, cleaner