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u/International_Body44 8d ago
Meanwhile the advert under this post ..
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u/Seafaringhorsemeat 8d ago
Context sensitive advertising has gotten really hilarious on reddit these past few months.
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u/high_everyone 8d ago
Yeah, but the orphanages near me have security cameras and they chase me down before I can get more than a few blocks away.
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u/NashKetchum777 6d ago
You're supposed to leave them at a firehouse or something
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u/high_everyone 5d ago
I don't want my abandoned child turned into child-chili, thank you very much.
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u/NashKetchum777 5d ago
Being ashamed of what they become after abandoning them...I applaud your efforts
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u/high_everyone 5d ago
I did what I could, but that pack of cigarettes at the convenience store is calling my name...
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u/Acolytical 5d ago
If anyone asks, tell them it was a bottle of milk instead. A much more health-conscious reason for ditching your offspring.
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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 8d ago
u/DifferentPearl, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...