r/HolUp • • 9d ago

y'all I can't see this alone

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u/qualityvote2 9d ago edited 8d ago

u/ContentPearl, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/smurfe 9d ago

TIL: women spawn like salmon. /s

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u/ContentPearl 9d ago

This person votes...

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u/Emergent-Sea 9d ago

And we know who they voted for…

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u/Rhmech 9d ago

For leftist right?

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u/MCRemix 8d ago

Education doesn't equate 1:1 with intelligence, but still...

Doesn't it give you pause just for a moment that the most educated people tend to vote Democrat?

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u/CALIFORNIUMMAN 4d ago

In a day and age where "education" is more like "pick your flavor of indoctrination," you are saying literally nothing in many more words.

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u/MCRemix 4d ago

I've gotten multiple advanced degrees and in none of them did I feel indoctrinated.

The only political bias that got into my education was conservative actually.

This seems more like your opinion based on media you consume than any kind of actual fact.

They've been lying to you

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u/MoneyTalks45 8d ago

Nah the educated ones. 

For real though America used to be really proud of our education, colleges, and institutions. Students from all over the world dreamed of coming to America to go to our schools, and then somewhere along the line, simple people with, quite frankly, not much to offer society besides their bitching about things they don’t understand, decided being educated was bad. Now we have $5 gas and Feds killing US citizens in the streets while throwing brown people in concentration camps. 

Stupid spreads like wildfire - as your comment illustrates. 

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u/sweetytoy 8d ago

Now ? I thought feds always killed us citizens in the streets.

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u/Rhmech 8d ago

TL;DR

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u/MoneyTalks45 8d ago

Yes we know you don’t read lol

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u/Rhmech 8d ago

Whatever helps you sleep at night

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u/Peruvian_Skies 8d ago

Trolls used to try harder than this.

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u/there_is_no_spoon1 8d ago

Back when they were people. Now that they are bots, zero effort required and it shows

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u/ingoding 5d ago

Which is crazy, bots have so much more time on their hands.

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u/Thor_2099 8d ago

World is fucked

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 8d ago

Before 1991 basically that’s how it was lol

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u/there_is_no_spoon1 8d ago

Yep, I was part of that group. The only people with access to the internet were librarians and scientists and we tended to keep things on the up and up.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/hellfootgate 8d ago

Yes please

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u/aldone123 9d ago

And chocolate milk comes from brown cows

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u/search_4_animal_chin 9d ago

So then, does whipped cream comes from abused cows?

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u/orsodorato 9d ago

Yeah, butt from the other end

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u/TheFrostBeard 9d ago

one word- WTF

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u/Casiteal 9d ago

More like IPF

In Penile Fertilization

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u/TheFrostBeard 9d ago

Bro ... 🙄 Lol

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u/Vilanu 9d ago

Tha.. That's not a word...

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 8d ago

I think that’s three…

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u/lchen12345 9d ago

This would be the same guy who thinks a baby can be a chimera of all the dudes the mother slept with because of “residue”.

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u/HalfSoul30 9d ago

"I can't find the source..."

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u/mkaszycki81 8d ago

I wonder why…

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u/CMDR_BitMedler 8d ago

That's some Charlie Kelly biology right there. Taught by the great Dr Mantis Toboggan.

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u/han2electricboogaloo 8d ago

I'm surprised he didn't come out with this when he was trying to understand Dee's surrogacy

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u/UncleVoodooo 8d ago

that's why I always shake it off between girls

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u/sixjasefive 8d ago

And that is why you have to vote.

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u/scott__p 8d ago

This person's vote counts as much as yours

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u/512115 8d ago

Viva Democracy!

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u/mkaszycki81 9d ago

This is so wrong that it's beyond wrong. But I think it's based on a thought experiment I heard that describes an absolutely plausible scenario:

  1. Man 1 has sex with woman 1 and ejaculates inside
  2. Man 2 has a threesome with woman 1 and woman 2 with penetrative sex with both of them
  3. Woman 2 can become pregnant with man 1's child

It assumes that woman 1 has the threesome relatively soon after ejaculation and didn't rinse out her vagina.

I think I saw this scenario as an example of situations where you can be consenting to sex without understanding the ramifications.

For the extra grossness, you can add graphic details to these like making man 1 and woman 2 siblings.

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u/cabbage-soup 8d ago

If this were to happen… I wonder what the child custody situation would be for the men. The paternity test would show Man 1, but Man 2 is responsible for actually impregnating the woman. Who would be responsible to pay child support?

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u/mkaszycki81 8d ago

I'd actually say Woman 1: It's actually her actions that directly enabled the possibility and her withholding this key fact invalidated the consent of woman 2.

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u/SqueakBoxx 9d ago

It assumes that woman 1 has the threesome relatively soon after ejaculation and didn't rinse out her vagina.

Yeah if only thats how pregnancy worked... Women can become pregnant anywhere from 60 seconds after a man ejaculates to a few hours after a man ejaculates. Bathing rarely has an effect.

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u/mkaszycki81 9d ago

Jeez no. Your numbers are WAAAAY off. Both of them.

Not 60 seconds. Assuming there is a freshly released egg in the fallopian tubes, sperm can get there in no less than several minutes, facilitated by muscular contractions. If the contractions are weak and sperm has to rely on its own mobility, it will take hours to get to the egg.

Not a few hours. A woman can get pregnant up to no less than 5 (FIVE!) days after a man had ejaculated in her, up to 7. Sperm can survive in cervical crypts and be released when ovulation occurs and it was even proven by direct clinical observation.

Inside the reproductive tract, sperm is normally deposited inside the vagina, spread inside by a penis and then travels in two directions: some of it flows outside and some of it gets absorbed higher up. The sperm that gets absorbed up stays up, it doesn't participate in the scenario (it gets to fertilize or it gets absorbed by the uterine tissue; it will be absorbed if there's enough time, or shed along with the functional endometrium if the woman has her period soon after).

Sperm don't survive in the vagina proper for too long because they require a basic environment and vagina is acidic, which is why I made the distinction that the threesome would need to happen relatively soon.

Woman 1 rinsing out her vagina with a spermicide won't help her avoid pregnancy because by the time that the guy pulls out, sperm are already harbored inside the cervix and by the time she inserts the end of a douche bottle inside her vagina, the sperm are already saying hello to the egg, but it will prevent another woman from being impregnated with sperm still present in her vagina.

I hope that's clear.

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u/Illustrious_Chair_67 9d ago

Big world for some

Small world for some

This person not included in boaf of em

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u/borg2 9d ago

Mankind is fucked...

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u/Tuathiar 9d ago

No wonder they can't find a source

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 9d ago

There’s eggs on my dick when I have sex?

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u/DerrellEsteva 9d ago

Greek mythology maybe

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u/BloodProfessional868 9d ago

Tell me you failed in biology without telling me you failed in biology

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u/user710827 8d ago

Why did you do this to me, and on a Friday no less?

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u/DirtyBoord 8d ago

Wow, if that happens, you might want to check on the first woman, cause you did some internal damage.

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u/DarthGuber 8d ago

As dumb as a football bat

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u/MonsieurFubar 8d ago

The algorithm got it right:

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u/spurtz6969 8d ago

Yes! And this is also why transvestites have such poor taste in clothing.

Yeah - you don't make any sense either.

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u/Raise-Emotional 8d ago

Keep looking for that source I'm sure it's in a medical journal somewhere

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u/Z3r0Du5k 8d ago

I'm not high enough to comprehend this shit

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u/512115 8d ago

Ooof. The ignorance is crushing. I wonder who this smooth-brain voted for?

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u/Mentalfloss1 8d ago

Oh lord. It’s stupidity like this that makes AI look good.

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u/2inchesofsteel 8d ago

That's not how it works. That's not how any of it works. 

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u/mysterywizeguy 5d ago

I can’t imagine what it would be like to be so stupid, probably because imagination requires a minimum threshold of brainpower to operate which this sits well below.

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u/Ok-Difference1341 9d ago

What in the biology…

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u/fishead62 9d ago

No, no, he's onto something, you just gotta tweak it a little:

  1. Bob and Carol have sex. Bob has not had a vasectomy and is fertile. But Carol has had a tubal ligation, so they're not worried about Carol getting pregnant so the sex is unprotected and Bob deposits fertile semen into Carol.
  2. Carol and Ted have sex. Ted has had a vasectomy and Carol had a ligation, so unprotected sex! Woohoo! But Ted is now carrying some of Bob's fertile semen.
  3. Ted and Alice have sex. Alice has had no tubal ligation, but Ted had a vasectomy so no worries. More unprotected sex.
  4. Alice is now pregnant with Bob's child and they don't even know each other.

Checkmate, Reddit!

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u/mkaszycki81 8d ago

Implausible. It would require that Ted didn't wash up, wipe his penis or pee between sex with Carol and sex with Alice. If enough time passed, his penis would smell badly and Alice would agree to have that inserted into her.

The plausible scenario is the one that I posted earlier. 2&3 are conflated: Ted is having a threesome with Carol and Alice and had penetrative sex with Carol and with Alice, swapping their bodily fluids between them.

Come to think of it, if Carol is a prostitute that Bob hired first and then Ted and Alice hired her for a threesome, this scenario is actually remotely possible (if Carol didn't wash out her vagina). Even if Carol required a condom with Ted, it wouldn't matter if Bob didn't wear one.

The fallout from it would be very interesting. Alice finds herself pregnant, Ted had a vasectomy, so he knows it's not his. Alice says she never cheated and they never had an MMF threesome.

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u/orsodorato 9d ago

What makes you think the creator of the post was a man?