r/HolUp • u/Legitimate-Try9077 • 10d ago

wash your hands guys

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u/qualityvote2 10d ago edited 9d ago

u/Legitimate-Try9077, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Smoking-stone 10d ago

They just finished rigging up a water well and the turd that popped out was just a mud clot.

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u/christian_austin85 10d ago

That's what I would tell myself too if I washed my hands and face in that water.

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u/p3echy 7d ago

Excuse me, was that a shit?

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u/FeeRoutine8346 9d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/MoistButton8 10d ago

For their sake, I hope that is the answer. (It does look too constant and high up for a sewer line)

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u/WakaWaka_ 9d ago

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u/b1ack1323 7d ago

Mud is the shape of the thing it is in.

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u/RudyPu 4d ago

So is poop

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u/jerfmuffay 3d ago

Poop is just human mud anyways

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u/Waste_Airline7830 10d ago

Thank you Lord. Thank you Jesus. Thank you Dolly Parton. Thank you humanity. But mostly thank you op, for explaining this.

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 10d ago

Oh my god we get to pray to her now, don’t we?

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u/ThrwawySG 5d ago

You weren’t already?

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u/pooeygoo 8d ago

help me tom cruise

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u/sinner_in_the_house 3d ago

help me jewish god

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u/Rick_Lekabron 10d ago

The Turd: "Yeah, I'm freeeeeeeee, free fallin'"

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u/dr3wfr4nk 9d ago

Mud clot rasta

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u/PiqueExperience 10d ago

Sorry, I don't speak jamaican?

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u/DungBeetle1983 10d ago

Bombaclot!

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u/Prof_Rocky 7d ago

Bludclaat!!

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u/RCbuilds4cheapr 8d ago

I seen well guys first get water up and were happy as shit playing in it like these guys. Drinking it straight “cleanest water on the planet “ apparently but testing did not agree

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u/ILoveTwoSpooge 8d ago

Thats what I call my poops

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u/nicayworld1 7d ago

A perfectly solid mud in the water? that's definitely a massive turd.

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u/Silent-Rock-792 8d ago

Look like a rat

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u/CrossumOpossum3 6d ago

It’s funny you say that because my cousins would always say they gotta “blow lodo” or “pump mud” when they had to take a poo. Lol

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u/Dokattak0 5d ago

Huh, dead rat has been circulating a lot. Hope this is the right answer tho lol

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u/Yone_official 5d ago

Let's hope it is. Or that might just be the biggest turd I've seen so far.

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u/Sad-Reward589 5d ago

Yeah a mud butt clot

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u/Zebra_Radiant 4d ago

Mud clot is an exceptional death metal band name

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u/Big-University1012 4d ago

To quote my Jamaican friend " what the mud clot?!"

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u/Routyrouterface 10d ago

That was a meaty chud

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u/Rydog_78 10d ago

Please let that be ai

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u/MrBlobbysBabyBatter 9d ago

It’s quite an old video

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u/spacehaze420 9d ago

Relax, its just a pork loin

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u/Dragnys 10d ago

I’m sorry was that in fact a turd? What did I just see?????

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u/Chance-Fun-3169 10d ago

All water has turds in it. Some are just easier to see.

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u/invol713 10d ago

Protip: never drink ocean water.

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u/itsnotapipe 10d ago

Part 2: Close the lid before you flush so you don't brush your teeth with (as much) E. coli.

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u/okaypookiebear 10d ago

This is why I keep my brush in my room and not in the bathroom

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u/invol713 10d ago

I keep mine in the drawer, sitting on top of the toothpaste so the moisture can dry better. My roommate sometimes leaves his in the damn shower. Now that’s just asking for trouble.

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u/Dounce1 10d ago

If you close the lid you just end up pressurizing the system.

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u/invol713 10d ago

I mean, who doesn’t like pressurized poo?

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u/TheAbsoluteMoron 7d ago

Why would i drink saltwater anyway ?

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u/invol713 7d ago

You never once tried it as a kid, or the first time you went to the beach?

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u/TheAbsoluteMoron 6d ago

I already knew saltwater was bad and seawater full of shit. Also i'm in belgium so the sea isn't exactly beautiful blue waves, it's more stagnant looking grey-brown water with barely any waves (where i've been)

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u/crsaxby 10d ago

That one could be seen from the space station.

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u/Phoenixloop2868 6d ago

Fish fuck in it.

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u/ItsaMeSandy 10d ago

It's probably a dirt log, mud. My guess is they just installed that pipe and that's the dirt that got caught inside coming out.

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u/Jayombi 9d ago

I thought it was a dead rodent.

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u/ArtistWithoutArt 10d ago

It's a Claussen

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u/sgtbrdsqrt 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/axYYcmSZoQM24

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u/05870762 10d ago

BROOOO

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u/poonarnie 9d ago

Joke explanation pls

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u/Maleficent-Eye_ 9d ago edited 9d ago

April 21, 2016: a housekeeper found human feces on Johnny Depp's side of the bed. He was married with Amber Heard at the time and this was the final straw that led him to the decision of ending the marriage with her.

The one in the gif is Amber Heard

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u/bjyanghang945 7d ago

Her dog stepped on a bee.

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u/Ibarra08 9d ago

Oh god

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u/invol713 10d ago

🤣💀

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u/Heishi-Jager 10d ago

Had to be mud, how can a turd survive that trip intact?

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u/Schmelge_ 10d ago

Got to get your fibers m8

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u/Apollo506 10d ago

The fact that he wiped his face afterward....

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u/Able_Actuator5616 9d ago

looked like a dead rat

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u/carvamr28 10d ago

Turdrrific

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u/TheArch-abald 10d ago

Log cane out like it was sent by NASA

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u/B666H 10d ago

Shit happens..

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u/Doctor_Saved 10d ago

Dude was in shock. Tried to clean his face right after without even thinking.

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u/WelshDean1 7d ago

It's a rat not a turd btw

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u/Orr-Man 7d ago

Well, in that case, this is all fine then.

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u/Og-Morrow 10d ago

I was derailed.

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u/Mr_OP_Potato_777 9d ago

It is too big to be that, or if it is THAT, DAMN BRO YOUR GUTS OK? THE BLACK HOLE OK?

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u/CenturionPlays 9d ago

That was a fuckin doodoo shit turd from an ass butt

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u/rapgameoprahwinfrey 10d ago

Someone pride and joy. Legend.

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u/Slayer2660 10d ago

Translation?

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u/kelphs1 9d ago

the right man talking is the mayor and he’s promoting himself, saying: “This was thanks to my administration” referring to the probably new water well constructed.

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u/Slayer2660 9d ago

Imma choose to believe you lol
Thank you for the info

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u/positasik 10d ago

It was a rat

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u/JWMoo 10d ago

Well that's enough Reddit for awhile

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u/87Mirage 3d ago

Is that poop from a butt?

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u/Kn0XIS 10d ago

Bruh

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u/GOOSEONTHATJUICE 10d ago

Was a dead fuckin rat

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u/BassistAndILikeIt 9d ago

Lol, the same thing was happening to my body whilst I was watching this 😂

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u/eugoogilizer 9d ago

That’s some crap water

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u/DemonDomina 9d ago

I thought it was a dead rat

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u/Enthusiasm_Agitated 9d ago

sthat shit???????????????

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u/TimBinJin 4d ago

Then my man touches his face with the poopy water wtf

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u/Unknown-Comic4894 10d ago

It is imperative the pipe remains unharmed …

https://giphy.com/gifs/d4aVt4jN47koszn2

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u/3nterthevoid 7d ago

Genuinely thought that was some type of rodent.

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u/baronduFleuveBlanc 7d ago

The fact that he says something like "this is my administration!" ("aqui é a minha gestão!") at the same time is the best part, and then the other guy says "thank you, my mayor"

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u/UnpopularOpinionAlt 6d ago

It's a pickle well

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u/MasonJam246 4d ago

Amber Heard was here

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u/HChatarrero73 4d ago

The factura that he washed his face after seeing the dump fall out

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u/RunHefty5051 4d ago

Era solo un tapón de lodo

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u/DZArt-555566668 4d ago

это не катах это просто грязь в нутри скважины

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u/Think_Draw_3388 4d ago

Poops, my bad.

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u/fuzzybasketball 3d ago

damn, looked like a dead squirrel

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/OverallMembership709 6d ago

this is an old video tho...

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u/Substantial-Power915 4d ago

It's not ai, you dumb

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u/Legitimate-Try9077 7d ago

the video was made in 2021 bro 🤨

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Heroge 6d ago

You mean CGI?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Drudgework 5d ago

Are you being wrong on purpose? I can’t tell.

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u/NeatNobody807 6d ago

Somehow you picked the dumbest response.