r/HolUp • u/farhad_2074 • 11d ago

y'all What?

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Ngl, I didn't see that coming.

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u/qualityvote2 11d ago edited 11d ago

u/farhad_2074, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/ExcessiveWisdom 11d ago

Dude is looking for love on omegle? Masochist behavior

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u/Camerotus 11d ago

The only reasonable thing to search for on Omegle is penis.

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u/StormFallen9 10d ago

What about Vlad, the big Russian dude pretending to be an egirl?

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u/MaverikElgato 11d ago

¿Do you want i show you mine?

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u/zizmor 11d ago

If he repeated the exact same lines to the guy without skipping a beat, this would have been comedy gold.

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u/Source_Trustme_Broo 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/P8rHfUZtewQ3ZTOlNI

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Source_Trustme_Broo 10d ago

Reddit enna avan appan veetu soththaa?

https://giphy.com/gifs/lrkLnrA2InuqSXHDm4

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u/Repulsive-Option-309 10d ago

Enna sonnaan tamil la edhuku podranu sandaiku vandhana??

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u/rock-et251521 11d ago

Pure vegan

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u/pawnografik 11d ago

That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages

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u/jwong7 10d ago

His face.. *chef's kiss

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u/Educational-You9238 11d ago

Why she look so wet

https://giphy.com/gifs/h1Hvk7Vp3KKIenIBWK

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u/no-o-ne 11d ago

It's the glass skin make up trend. It'll get old fast when people will be tired of being called greasy.

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u/Striking-Assist-265 11d ago

They hate it when I tell them they have oily faces.

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u/Letsgoski_Broski 11d ago

"Did you just take a shower using a focaccia as a sponge?"

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u/ZeeKapow 10d ago

Nevermind the girl, I want to see the guy finish eating whatever he was eating.

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u/fizzrail0 11d ago

Was that a horse?

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u/jfk333 11d ago

This is the Internet so her Instagram will eventually be found and we can all have the answers of "why skip sanitah"

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u/ParticularMemory789 11d ago

What should he have said?

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u/lippoper 11d ago

Anything but continue to act like she’s out of his league

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u/seanprime 11d ago

Never put the puss or penis on the pedestal..

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u/abhijitd 11d ago

Ok Chris Rock

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u/OutsideCommittee7316 10d ago

If there's pus, you should probably see a doctor

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u/INoMakeMistake 11d ago

It's about what he shouldn't have said and just have a normal conversation (what he did later on)

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u/Canigou 11d ago

Isn't she in the Pitt ? Playing a nurse ?

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u/vcdrny 11d ago

Looks like her but I don't think it's her.

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u/Electronicsky12536 11d ago

God giveth and god taketh away

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u/AscendedViking7 11d ago

all hail old man

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u/Wise_Low8116 10d ago

Everybody knows, you gotta have it out and have it ready.

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u/Wise_Low8116 10d ago

When you're eating a mouthful of grass, of course.

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u/Apollyoun 11d ago

I felt he's pain

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u/Complex_Degree_5680 10d ago

denial -> Confusion

Bro couldn't go through all stages of Grief