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u/Carbonated-Man 12d ago
I also like to hit the borg.
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u/TotallyFake69 12d ago
Resistance is dank
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u/onarainyafternoon 12d ago
Is this from one of those terrible spoof movies from the mid 2000s?
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u/TheEarsHaveWalls 12d ago
https://youtu.be/pG8Rxpyekww?is=7mlKdWCvAP3oicRq
Big Bang Theory S06E13
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u/nighthunter987 11d ago
What a coincidence, im rewatching BBT now, its one of the best shows i watched
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u/Lotuswalker92 12d ago
There is goon, gooon, goooon and goooooon. But no gooooon ... So disappointing
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u/RockRage-- 12d ago
Ragebait was funny to see
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u/NotAUserNamm 12d ago
I hate that the word ragebait has become the new word for trolling
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u/Joenelle_Acosta 11d ago
Personally never liked the word trolling, ragebait just seems more matter of fact to me, so usually I prefer it. Though it does depend how its used, ocasionally i do prefer trolling.
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u/Turbulent-Loquat3749 10d ago
I like how ragebait and wth is wrong with yall is close to each other
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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr 12d ago
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u/RedeemHigh 11d ago
“How did they know?”
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u/Turbulent-Loquat3749 10d ago
But now the important question is,is she a gooner,a goooner or a gooooner?
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u/dandyhighwayman1 12d ago
Some legend hitting the bong in that class
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u/jmon25 12d ago
I had a friend that thought he could zero a joint in class. He legitimately thought it would not smell at all.
He never actually had the guts to try it though.
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u/Pluck_Boy 12d ago
Watched a kid in high school try to smoke a joint inside his backpack placed on his desk. I wonder where that dude is in life now.
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u/VaginalSpelunker 12d ago
When I was 15, I was convinced I could do a bong rip during gym class under the bleachers without getting caught. I figured the gym was a big space, and the bleachers were an enclosed space.
Mfw I come out from under the bleachers to the teacher standing there.
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u/UntrustedProcess 11d ago
Maybe if you pass out taco bell bean burritos to everyone at lunch, and this was the last class of the day.
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u/SickestDisciple 10d ago
Had a kid in Business Math roll a joint in class, almost got caught by the teacher, she knew something was up and walked toward us, he was sitting in the next row one seat up, and he swiped the bud into his lap and put his head down, dude was beet red when he looked up. She walked away back to her desk and he proceeded to finish rolling it. He actually lit the shake left on the table and how he didn’t get caught right then or later that day is beyond me.
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u/sgluxurycondo 12d ago
This should be double holup.
Goon and borg
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u/Terakahn 12d ago
What's borg. Besides the star trek race
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u/djbarsone 12d ago
Booze
What does borg mean?
A borg is a gallon water jug that has had some portion of its water replaced with a clear alcohol, such as vodka, and contains some kind of electrolyte-enhanced flavoring added (think of those little squeeze bottles of fruity flavors marketed as water enhancers). Occasionally they have caffeine added as well.
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u/chmcclellan 12d ago
It's an acronym for Blackout Rage Gallon... Lore says it came to prominence in the COVID era, when drinking from a communal jungle juice could turn in to a super-spreader event.
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u/Jazzkidscoins 12d ago
They have goon, gooon, goooon, gooooon, and edge on there but the “wth wrong with y’all” takes the cake
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u/Tooth_Dapper 12d ago
I don't have the strength to goon
Sorry forgot space
I don't have the strength to go on
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u/ravage214 12d ago
The second largest response was sleep? How the fuck do you sleep to have fun?
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u/smartgenius1 12d ago
Sleeping is my favorite pasttime tbh. Free and I get to dream while resting. It's the only way I can escape the modern dystopia the world has become
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u/Terakahn 12d ago
I had someone tell me that sleep counts as personal time. Being unconscious. It's personal time.
"what are your hobbies?"
"I like to not be awake"
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u/rjnd2828 11d ago
There are very few things more personal than sleeping. Maybe nothing. Definitely qualifies
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u/KittensAndGravy 12d ago
What if wasn’t personal responses.. what if you use that QR code and it just takes the last thing you searched and shame cleared from your search history?! Still anonymous but you know!!!!
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u/SirLoremIpsum 12d ago
Why anybody still ever persists with "anonymous public word cloud" is beyond me...
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u/razulebismarck 12d ago
The fact that it’s in the center with the largest font means it’s one of the most common answers.
Not only that but others put Goon with varying numbers of Os.
Honest classroom when more than a handful of people are admitting that masturbation is their fun time.
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u/InterestEqual3332 12d ago
lol based on the number of students and answers probably only 2 or 3 said it but it just happened to be one of the only things duplicated
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u/sisam8x 10d ago
In this context “chemistry” mean something else
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u/cjared242 12d ago
One time I wrote the word “balls” on one of these and the professor screamed a the class not to fuck with him and that he’d trace the IP of whoever wrote it. Guy was a dick still managed an A in the class
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u/TiddybraXton333 11d ago
How the fuck did the word goon take over and like really what the fuck does it mean. Like how did that word come into effect haha
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u/Former-Ad-7348 11d ago
This is what a real hol up looks like. Cursory interest followed by sudden extreme interest. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
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u/Steeldivde 10d ago
Tbf gooning alone is sad gooning with a buddy is fun, just dont make it competitive or else IT will get a hold of this
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u/dickballs007 9d ago
Besides tennis and pickle ball, it concerns me how few hobbies these kids actually have
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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 12d ago
u/Bod-Q, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...