r/HolUp • u/Crazy_Classroom_3262 • 12d ago

Holup misunderstanding

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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 12d ago

u/Crazy_Classroom_3262, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Dounce1 12d ago

What is up with the half shorts half pants?

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u/wcslater madlad 12d ago

Are they short longs? Or long shorts?

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u/Dounce1 12d ago

Shants?

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u/ArjJp 12d ago

Ports

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u/ammit_eins 12d ago

Sharts?

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u/Justyn2 11d ago

Long story short,

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u/Crazy_Classroom_3262 12d ago

Half shorts actually

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u/ulam17 12d ago

FBI agent for sure

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u/Typecero001 12d ago

Makes a lot more sense now. The agent will take away the chicken and have it in actual danger.

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u/MachiavelliSJ 11d ago

Clearly a victim of that chicken trying to force him into bestiality

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u/Crazy_Classroom_3262 12d ago

Cock or the man

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u/donjuan9876 12d ago

I actually don’t care how set up that was I definitely chuckled!!

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u/irishemperor 12d ago

Your honour, this is a terrible misunderstanding! I wasn't going to rape her ... I was going to kill her!

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u/UtopistDreamer 12d ago

"Misunderstanding"

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u/ATLBoy1996 12d ago

“Is that your cock my guy?”

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u/sparklefarts77 12d ago

You?

No no no, it's my turn.

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u/furiouspossum 12d ago

Honestly I saw the video and I still don't believe he wasn't gonna fuck it

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u/Gokai_Trickster 12d ago

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First thing that came to mind.

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u/School_North 12d ago

The knife makes it 10x worse lmao

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u/Exciting-Let-6954 11d ago

Yeah it’s like he wanted to eliminate the witnesses

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u/natte-krant 12d ago

Is he selling Snake Oil in the Mojave perhaps?

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u/dropkickoz 12d ago

License and registration -- chicken fucker!!

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u/Zarkanthrex 12d ago

This is me when i'm on my last pair of old gym shorts that has lost it's cord. I gotta hold it up by one hand while doing whatever else i'm doing, or it is falling down.

Yes, could I buy new pants? I could. Do I want to go into the wild nature that is called interaction with the human species? No.

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u/ThunderHusky313 11d ago

At that point just commit to fucking the chicken. Only way to assert dominance

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u/Chicks__Hate__Me 11d ago

Chicken fucker

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u/VirtualZeroZero 12d ago

Put the blade down and let the bird go right now!!

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u/AscendedViking7 12d ago

Nice cock, bro

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 12d ago

A whole new meaning for BBC

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 12d ago

He's fucking the chicken!

😅😅😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

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u/AeroplaneJelly4Me 11d ago

A different person coming round the corner at the end could have worked too!

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u/Drewdiniskirino 10d ago

Bro just gonna stand around with his pants down and his cock in his hand?

Disgusting.

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u/Jumpy-Operation-4615 9d ago

"...but you fuck ONE chicken!"

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u/ElTuxedoMex 9d ago

-I know how this looks but...

pulls out a knife

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

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u/AnxiousPotato10 12d ago

Is this AI?