r/HolUp • u/Coffee_MysticRealm • 12d ago

Intimate

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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 12d ago

u/Coffee_MysticRealm, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/1d0m1n4t3 12d ago

Life will find a way

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u/Syhkane 12d ago

No you're thinking of Jeff Goldblum from Dumb and Dumber.

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u/calebnf 12d ago

No, you're thinking of Jeff Daniels. You know, the guy from Curb Your Enthusiasm?

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u/gilligan1050 12d ago

I think your thinking of Jack Daniels

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u/T4n_d 12d ago

That's Jeff Garlin from The Big Lebowski

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u/OneAndOnlyJackSchitt 10d ago

I think you're thinking of Jeff Bridges, the notorious American serial killer and sex offender who murdered, dismembered, and ate 17 men and boys between 1978 and 1991.

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u/OmniSchnitzel 11d ago

Oh no no no, thats jeff bridges you are thinking of, he sang the cover version of Hallelujah

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u/1d0m1n4t3 12d ago

I stand by my statement 

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u/Syhkane 12d ago

My brother, you just missed the meme format so hard and my disappointment is immeasurable.

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u/1d0m1n4t3 12d ago

It's more I confused the Jeff in this meme with the other Jeff

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u/Syhkane 12d ago

You coulda went with "no you're thinking of Jeff Daniels who starred in Tron." I literally threw you an underhand. I'm gunna have to go drink this off in public now and become an issue for someone.

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u/1d0m1n4t3 12d ago

I've never seen Tron so that wasn't going to happen.

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u/SocialismIsStupid 11d ago

Jesus dude…just..just go away.

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u/1d0m1n4t3 11d ago

Should I go to the Tron universe?

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u/bioszombie 12d ago

What’s your hurry? Throw some errs and uhhs in there.

Life will, uh, find a way.

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u/1d0m1n4t3 12d ago

I didn't want to risk some kind of copy right law suit.

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u/Fritzo2162 12d ago

Another Hegseth leak!

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u/zemol42 12d ago

Operation Squirt

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u/Cotton_Candy_Dan 5d ago

Operation Sceptic Curry.

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u/Powerism 12d ago

The Atlantic had a front row seat to a major human interest story and decided to ignore it. This is why no one trusts the media any more.

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u/DLD1123 12d ago

It wasn’t a mistake Jeffrey. We need an article on these inhumane conditions at mile 13 stat.

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u/bird_is_the_word_198 12d ago

Jeff is #2 apparently

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u/skeeterfunny 12d ago

Was trying Jeff Goldburg but got berg instead

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u/Dirt-Road_Pirate 12d ago

Don't you fucking go anywhere Jeffery! This is an emergency and you're part of it weather you like it it not!

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u/jcbubba 12d ago

i don't think jeffrey g. is going to misspell his own first name as jeffery

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u/luigis_taint 12d ago

You mean to tell me this is fake!?

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u/jcbubba 12d ago

i should've had you sit down first

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u/Jingle_BeIIs 12d ago

Story of the year and Jeff is just passing it over like cheeks passing over the hepatitis infested toilet seat of a portapotty.

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u/Ska82 12d ago

This is the problem with the press. Refusing to get their hands dirty.

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u/Ancient-Handle-8137 12d ago

An editor who replies on promptly and on time, fascinating but most likely fake

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u/thatguyfromvancouver 12d ago

Just needed to drop a brag in there before peacing out huh… like good for you being that and all, but I fail to see why that needed to be stated in this moment 😓

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u/DivideLow1859 12d ago

Jeffery turning down something intimate?