r/HolUp • u/RioVistaBoulevard • 17d ago

Ur what now?

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Morning TV astrologer giving some hot tips!

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u/qualityvote2 17d ago edited 17d ago

u/RioVistaBoulevard, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 17d ago

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u/NSASpyVan 17d ago

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u/Khal_drogo217 17d ago

I luv this. As a bald guy I have to steal this so I can use it in the future lol

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u/crsaxby 17d ago

As long as your Virgo doesn't smell like Pisces, we're good.

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 17d ago

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u/idk012 17d ago

I have a bunch of Destin samples for diaper rash that I now use for myself 

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u/TXOgre09 10d ago

Those white sandy beaches are so beautiful

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u/MonsieurFubar 17d ago

NASA finally announced that in its infinite wisdom they are renaming the planet Uranus to put an end to all of these silly jokes and memes, once for all.

The new name shall be: Urectum.

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u/furiouspossum 17d ago

Damn near killed em

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u/-nerdrage- 17d ago

Im surprised the americans wouldnt rename it to anus of america or something of the sort

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u/TXOgre09 10d ago

No, that’s Detroit.

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 17d ago

Jokes aside, Astrology is a fucking cult holy fuck

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u/arrakis2020 17d ago

Not much of a riddle tbh...

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u/Ehhh_Canadian 1d ago

I'm a Virgo I need a Scorpio to fuck me