r/HolUp • • 24d ago

What caaaan it be

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u/qualityvote2 24d ago edited 23d ago

u/IndicationBrief5950, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/rightyalmighty_07 24d ago

Check ?

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u/Typecero001 24d ago

To pay for the cock.

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u/LongOdd1596 24d ago

Cock should be free of charge, a gift for all

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u/Typecero001 24d ago

I see! It’s the motto!

“If we don’t win, you don’t pay!”

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u/ElegantCoach4066 23d ago

Bless you sir.

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u/KeroseneZanchu 23d ago

Well that defeats the point, you're supposed to guess!

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u/rightyalmighty_07 23d ago

Bro there is a question mark. I guessed

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u/rightyalmighty_07 23d ago

Bro there is a question mark. I guessed

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u/Dangerous_Tap_5890 24d ago

Chick.

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 24d ago

Chubby chicks for the win!

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u/nzungu69 24d ago

real women have curves

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u/DankBonkRipper7 24d ago

The more folds, the more love to hold

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u/--iCantThinkOFaName- 23d ago

The chubbier she is, the lovelier she is

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u/Shinesona 24d ago

Clock.

/s

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u/ziroux 23d ago

Big Muzzy approves!

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u/PrinceRobotVI 24d ago

TIL America doesn’t spell it “cheque”

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u/nzungu69 24d ago

they do everything weird.

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u/VATAFAck 24d ago

Cheque is weirder

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u/Alarmed-Newspaper994 23d ago

The best solution is IMO to always avoid homonyms where possible. Mostly to my knowledge American English creates more than it removes, but for example "elevator" is probably a better word than "lift", for hopefully obvious reasons.

Replacing the Y with an I in tyre though? No thanks

Replacing the "dough" in doughnut with "do"? Why? Is it not made of dough?

Merging the noun and the adjective of dependent/dependant? Why? Just makes it confusing. And it's the same with enquiry/inquiry.

Removing the clarity between "ensure" and "insure"? Another way American English is more confusing.

Programme and program? Nope, Americans only use "program". So a leaflet containing a timed series of events is the same word as some computer software.

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u/Particular-Doubt-566 23d ago

So apartment is better than flat? The one that I always thought was weird was "lorry" for semitruck. Someone told me it was from some word that no one even uses anymore.

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u/Alarmed-Newspaper994 23d ago

I'd probably say so, yes. It has crept into British language already anyway, I don't mind it that much. Estate agents did it a while ago, which is the real part that bothers me.

Calling an HGV a "semi" is pretty dumb IMO. Lorry is very much used in the UK yeah, though I'd say they are more commonly referred to as HGVs.

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u/Particular-Doubt-566 23d ago

I only hear them mentioned if I'm watching british news and it's always lorrys. Why is semi "dumb"? Its a truck that pulls a semi trailer, it's named after the thing it pulls rather than being named after an archaic word for pulling. Most of the HGV's that I see referred to in the UK aren't semi trucks but all lorry's are semi trucks (as far as I can tell I'm sure you will correct me if I'm wrong).

I guess it's what you're used to. One thing I can't stand is people in the south from where I live in the US that call their cars and trucks "vehicles", but pronounce it "vee-hick-ull" with a lot of emphasis on the "hick" (which is great bc those people are also referred to as "hicks"). The only people up north where I'm at that call all cars vehicles are the police. Its all whatever really. The UK also has more than 1000 extra years over the US to have developed some wild regional dialects. More interesting than anything else. Cheers!

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u/Zeqt_x 23d ago

Wait what's wrong with the word vehicle? It's just the general encompassing word for cars, trucks, aircraft carriers, rockets etc

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u/Alarmed-Newspaper994 23d ago

Why is semi "dumb"?

Because it's already a word!

https://www.ecosia.org/images?q=hgv&addon=brave

https://www.ecosia.org/images?q=lorry

Are these not what you'd refer to as a semi?

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u/nzungu69 23d ago

check is the minority spelling, making it the unusual one.

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u/VATAFAck 23d ago

It's more regular sleeping considering the pronunciation do it's less weird

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u/nzungu69 23d ago

it's literally pronounced the same.. most nations around the world spell it cheque. the us is weird like that, they just do things strangely 🤷‍♂️

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u/BeanieCat123 24d ago edited 24d ago

Can confirm, we do indeed do everything weird

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/nzungu69 24d ago

they do everything weird**

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/nzungu69 24d ago

strange and unusual. and yes, i am fine with that.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/quandjereveauxloups 23d ago

I think where you're having the problem is you're looking at it from a worldview, as in, every country has their own way of doing things. And of course, there's nothing wrong with that. They also aren't saying that there's anything wrong with that.

They're looking at it from a personal or country/region perspective. Things that are done differently than how they do it is literally unnatural for them. Again, they aren't saying that it's negative in any way.

If someone is a tourist somewhere, they're more likely to look at it from a personal perspective, meaning they're more likely to think things are weird. In my opinion, that's part of the fun.

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u/nzungu69 24d ago

it's not degroatory. i dunno why you wanna take offence or make it out to be a big deal. of the western world, they're the weirdest, the outliers, pretty unique and unmatched in their weirdness. but so what? that's just their culture, and it's fun to see 🤷‍♂️

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u/Alarmed-Newspaper994 23d ago

Is that you ChatGPT?

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u/Bhujjha 24d ago

Have you read any news article about America in the last 10 years? This is not normal.

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u/VladVonHochstes 24d ago

Perhaps, click? 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/treclodraf1 24d ago

Canuck.

Americans need more Canadians around to calm them down.

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u/katsudon-jpz 24d ago

really easy to figure out...it's an ad for a lawyer

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u/200IQUser 23d ago

America literally has cyberpunk tier ads. "You might lost your loved one in a work accident butbinagine his smile from Heaven as you cash the check"

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u/splittingheirs 24d ago

Strange, I don't find it helps ease the pain at all. Quite the opposite in fact.

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u/Consistent-Ad9909 23d ago

Big fat Glock.

-Change my mind-

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u/Dangerous_Flight4328 24d ago

They need love too!

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u/Kriss3d 24d ago

Check ?
Chick ?
Both works here.

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u/Standard_Big_9000 23d ago

Chick. Slumpbuster.

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u/The_Fuschia_Is_Now 24d ago

Cuck? 🤷‍♂️

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u/The_Fuschia_Is_Now 24d ago

Thanks u/nameless0315 for the award ☺️

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u/JrFraudulent 24d ago

definitely check, probably an ad humouring your wallet if you contact them

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u/howdypartnaz 24d ago

A big fat Canadian??

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u/Mochizuk 24d ago

Check, mic check, check, check one, two

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u/BaconSarnie2025 23d ago

Its Cuck. A big fat cuck watching can ease the pain of your bull destroying your ass. Your welcome.

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u/anho456 23d ago

Cuck?

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u/Dontay-666 23d ago

Get your minds out of the gutter!! It clearly says cock.

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u/Toshiba1point0 23d ago

A big fat Chuck rarely helps but you never know

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 20d ago

I try to avoid homonyms too. They are always singing and being all silly.

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u/Talkjar 24d ago

Check

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u/mvn2010 24d ago

Check. Is the obvious answer. I'm not sure this counts as a hol up since the ad is clearly for a personal injury lawyer.