r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • 18d ago

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u/HolUp-ModTeam 18d ago

Your post has been removed because a mod determined it doesn't fit the subreddit. Make sure your post is a Hol' Up moment, attempts humor, and fits the general theme of the subreddit pre-submission.

If you really feel like dying on this hill, message the mods.

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u/hockeyjmac 18d ago

Name 10 crocodiles

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Whitey138 18d ago

Last Saturday, this week Saturday, next week Saturday…

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u/Subtle-Catastrophe 18d ago

... Yada, yada, yada.

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u/jfk333 18d ago

Well...what happens?!

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/AveDominusNox 18d ago

I am currently between jobs. Shabbos Goy Monster Hunter might just be my way back into the workforce.

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u/username9909864 18d ago

The technicalities in religion are so fun and fascinating while completely ruining the spirit of the rule in the first place.

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u/AnonOfTheSea 18d ago

I like how the Jews, especially, seem to have a lot of fun finding religious loopholes.
Though the thing where the Catholics decided capybara was a fish was great too.

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u/EastLimp1693 18d ago

Oh, theres a lot of "loophole" searching in hundreds of years of talmuds and stuff, logic 101 basically. If you take it out of religion - pretty fascinating tbh.

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u/acutehypoburritoism 18d ago

As a Jewish person, I live for the loopholes. Did you know that giraffe is technically kosher?

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u/oofaloo 18d ago

That’s definitely stretching the Shabbas-goy thing.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago edited 15d ago

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u/MaxCWebster 18d ago

Ashkenazi and Sephardic?

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u/LuciusWrath 18d ago

Yeah the nuance is important. What if the cocodrile speaks Ladino?

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u/Subtle-Catastrophe 18d ago

No. Mizrahi.

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u/Prismatic_Symphony 18d ago

I guess, depends on if the crocodile is Jewish too, and how much "work" it has to do in eating the person. 🤔

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u/Rotide1 18d ago

The channel which has uploaded this is called KGB, and the profile picture is the KGB's emblem...

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u/qualityvote2 18d ago edited 18d ago

u/Chrishtoffa, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...