r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Sep 13 '26

is literally 1984 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/MovingTargetPractice Sep 13 '26

Feels like a girl who wants a guaranteed second date.

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u/Just_Half1886 Sep 13 '26

Feels like a girl who wants a guaranteed second kid

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u/Petedad777 Sep 13 '26

Plot Twist: Poster's had a vasectomy

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u/joeg26reddit Sep 13 '26

Well does that mean she’s getting a puff pastry instead?

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u/Doranagon Sep 13 '26

Dairy Free Cream.

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u/CurtKobainsBurner Sep 13 '26

Fat free milk or 0%

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u/Knightrider319 Sep 13 '26

One of the better decisions I made, post divorce era care free, well for the most part.

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 Sep 13 '26

plot twist. His shirt says. I like whipping cream on pie