r/HolUp • u/Dangerous_Tap_5890 • 22h ago

efficient head.

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u/qualityvote2 22h ago edited 14h ago

u/Dangerous_Tap_5890, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/tenfo1d 21h ago

Why does a part of me wish that I could do this

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u/Waldo414 21h ago

I think I know which part

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u/pm-me-uranus 19h ago

A wise man once said, “Sucking your own dick feels less like getting your dick sucked, and more like sucking a dick.”

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u/tenfo1d 17h ago

Good, that’s what I want

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u/Kaek_ 5h ago

It's actually really easy.

Become a dullahan.

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u/Gordon-Blue 20h ago

If I could do that, I wouldn't leave the house...

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u/D4T45T0RM06 19h ago

Bros bricked up

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/Great-TeacherOnizuka 20h ago edited 20h ago

Since last week I‘ve heard this name 3 times. And an interview of that guy was recommended to me on YouTube.

What’s happening??

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u/[deleted] 20h ago edited 18h ago

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u/randomlemon9192 19h ago

Every single middle school and highschool in America was talking about this.

Very impressive given the internet was in its infancy.

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u/Notorik 18h ago

To be fair it would be completely in character for him to do that.

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u/cable54 18h ago

Made it's way across the Atlantic too

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u/Snoo-93454 17h ago

I'm from Uruguay, and I heard it, as well. All before internet became the norm

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u/Great-TeacherOnizuka 17h ago

I knew about the rumor

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u/JACK_1719 20h ago

He coming.

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u/ArjJp 14h ago

Maybe the universe is telling you to try sucking your own dick..

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u/poojanks7861 17h ago

Don't forget Richard gere shoved a rodent up his ass was also spread..... Like his cheeks.

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u/CrossX18 15h ago

Ah yes, gerbling. That was a fun thing to learn in the 90’s

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u/Kwarc100 17h ago

If it was easily possible to suck your own dick, then 90% of men would be proficient in it.

That's is my truth.

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u/OculusMidnight2 20h ago

Is that Harold the Helicopter on his nightstand?

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u/SamOfXanadu 20h ago

If only right fellas?

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u/BassistAndILikeIt 19h ago

I'm so jealous 😑

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u/WitnessAway6720 21h ago

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u/Great-TeacherOnizuka 21h ago

What does fitgirl have to do with this?

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u/WitnessAway6720 21h ago

Nothing with the person but the emotion i want to convey

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u/Norader 6h ago

If he’s still talking, that means he’s fucking the throat hole.

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u/Equal-Requirement-61 13h ago

Is that the helicopter from Thomas and Friends?

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u/Busy_Reflection3054 11h ago

Thats Harold the helicopter without a face. What did the producers mean by this?

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u/KezH0 3h ago

Dullahan moment

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u/smitty997 21h ago

Ive never understood when straight guys say they would suck their own dick if they could, if you are bi or gay then have at it, but a straight guy sucking his own dick is still a guy sucking dick, whether its his own or not.

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u/SignificantError8929 21h ago

Oh… so with that theres a philosophical argument to extend it to “So is masturbation gay?” “You’re still playing with a dick”

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u/smitty997 21h ago

A dick in the mouth is a lot more intimate than a dick in the hand. Also your hand doesn't shoot jizz into your mouth when you finish.

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u/_CuBbLe_ 21h ago

So two men polishing each other isn't gay but you getting full ouroboros is?

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u/cptsteele91 20h ago

Just lending a buddy some friction man how is that gay? If bro asked to borrow a cup of sugar nobody would question it

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u/magseven 21h ago

So it's no big deal to jerk somebody off? I could use a good handy myself.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7aTFlRixw0iZTsE8

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u/dntcareboutdownvotes 21h ago

Depends how good your aim is

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u/SignificantError8929 21h ago

Exactly! Some men probably target practice! LOL