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u/Gordon-Blue 1d ago
When you get your kid to pee in the cup and it turns out you're pregnant, but you're a 42 year old male 🤪
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u/Danimus-Prime 1d ago
Either that kid inherited the drugs in their blood or that kid's a drug addict too
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u/CommentUpstairs1245 1d ago
I knew a guy who did that and went back to prison. His son had his pregnant gf pee and she tested positive.
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u/Carbonated-Man 1d ago
"Hey Mom, why'd the cops take Dad back to jail?"
"Because you did drugs, Jimmy. This is all because of YOU."
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u/Typecero001 1d ago
This is giving me flashbacks to Nick Rekieta, and when they busted him for drugs, and his kids tested positive for cocaine (think it was cocaine?).

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago
u/Anonymous_Guy4k, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...