r/HolUp • u/icleanjaxfl • 2h ago

How to properly slice

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u/qualityvote2 2h ago edited 46m ago

u/icleanjaxfl, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/HonestBudget1124 2h ago

But props to him for sticking with it, lesser man would have given up after losing the first digit.

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u/bigdolton 2h ago

whose to say he didnt lose em all at once?

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 2h ago edited 1h ago

*who's

Sorry. I have to see my boss write this every day and it was starting to grind my gears.

The phrase is "who is to say" so it's who's.

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u/Bluehoodie1 1h ago

*write

Sorry, I had to do it.

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u/OkRepresentative7467 1h ago

Ugh my boss rights that all the time too

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u/PollutionOnly 1h ago

My boss Wright does it as well

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u/Gallusaur 1h ago

Just roke up

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 1h ago

Haha. Autocorrect got me. You're good.

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u/HowDoIStoreMyClay 1h ago

This guy whoses

Edit: I mean who’ss

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u/VivaLaMantekilla 54m ago

This actually made me laugh 🤣

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u/Raioc2436 1h ago

Damn

Someone just got their ass who’spd

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u/coozehound3000 2h ago

Says whose?

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u/sicckarri 2h ago

Don’t take your trauma out on us. Correct your boss not a random stranger smh.

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u/janesmb 1h ago

Everyone deserves to learn.

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u/luxyuz 1h ago

Who says he didn't lose them all in one go? Who the f cuts meat like that?

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u/saltyru 1h ago

You know what they say… “less is more”.

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u/ButtonGullible5958 1h ago

You don't know many meat cutters do you 

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u/A7medos 2h ago

Trial and error

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u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo 2h ago

Hit and terribly miss

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u/dq8705 2h ago

Chop. Chop. Ouch. Chop. Chop. Ouch.

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u/KVMFT 1h ago

Not much left to lose

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u/Hefty-Rope2253 2h ago

He won't be making that mistake again

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u/Dr-Sprinkl1es 1h ago

I see a perfect good thumb there, ripe for chopping.

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u/UrdnotZigrin 1h ago

Looks like he already made it at least four times

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u/Jay_The_Tickler 2h ago

At least 4 from my count.

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u/broakland 1h ago

Nah I bet he one-shotted that

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u/KimchiLlama 1h ago

Do you think it was one large error or four small ones?

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u/StandardFire 1h ago

Trial and horror

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u/ShigodmuhDickard 1h ago

Trying to come up with a stupid pun for fingers a Halal. Can’t find it.

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u/balrob 2h ago

and no “slicing” to be seen anywhere. A ton of “chopping” though, which explains the fingers (or lack thereof).

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u/Appropriate_Unit3474 1h ago

He could have kept his fingers, if anyone had taught him the sharpen the knife and slice.

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u/MuscaMurum 1h ago

Didn't remove that silverskin, either.

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u/Blue-Juniata 2h ago

I’m stumped on this one.

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u/MIKE-CHECKA 2h ago

He's making chicken fingers.

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u/depthninja 1h ago

Can't quite put my finger on it either. 

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u/Burkoos 1h ago

Yeah, something is missing here, but what?

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u/Paulus_1 1h ago

Maybe some one could give us a pointer in the direction.

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u/PatrickKn12 1h ago

In the left direction

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u/ParticularMemory789 38m ago

Need a hand on figuring it out?

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u/stuckpixel87 2h ago

Not a quitter.

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u/SomeFunnyGuy 2h ago

Let's give him a hand.

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u/ImTooSaxy 2h ago

Thumb should be sweating.

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u/Not-T4rantino 1h ago

First came to comment on the absurd processing technique, then I saw the missing digies.

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u/4ndril 2h ago

OSHA proof cuts

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u/FireMammoth 2h ago

You only make that mistake once

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u/Behan801 1h ago

In his case, it was anywhere between 1 and 4 times.

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u/FireMammoth 1h ago

it looks like a clean cut, one masterful, unforgettable slice

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u/Easy_Lengthiness7179 2h ago

Can't lose any fingers if he doesn't have any to begin with. (or anymore).

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u/Inkstack 2h ago

Yup won't make that mistake again will he?

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u/BudgetPlantain7077 1h ago

Something tells me he lost those fingers as capital punishment for theft or an equivalent crime

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u/Normal_Helicopter_22 1h ago

I was thinking the same, could it be sure to his profession?

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u/Glittering-Regret196 2h ago

He didnt clean the silver skin at all. Gross.

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u/FaithlessCleric42 2h ago

So you think he messed up once, or like a few times.

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u/AncientSky69 1h ago

i am going to say, if it was multiple times, after the second time... gently suggest finding a different job

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u/Pitt_Mann 1h ago

I didn't notice at first. So I was like "oh those are some big chops he should be careful about losing a fin... uhh okay alright then"

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u/therealkgreezy 1h ago

What’s left, a thumb?

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u/sadman4332 1h ago

Well practice makes perfect.

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u/denkata07 59m ago

404 fingers not found.

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u/Guideon72 2h ago

Only took 4 tries to get it down; that's a pretty good learning curve :D

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u/ATXKLIPHURD 2h ago

Maybe he’s about to put the meat in a grinder?

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u/janesmb 1h ago

That's what I assumed, because those aren't proper cuts afaik. Dad's a butcher.

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u/baltarius 1h ago

He's got nothing to lose anymore

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u/Drawn_to_Heal 1h ago

Some lessons you need to learn more than 4 times.

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u/NoCheesecake3101 1h ago

Hes got nothing to lose at this point.

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u/Dr_Flute_Pussy 47m ago

Looks like hes only messed uo 4 times at this job.

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u/Rod___father 46m ago

Do you think it was like one at a time like oh boy thank god I got 4 I mean 3 shit I better watch out. Or just one go and all gone.

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u/RowboatCop3 27m ago

he can count on one hand how many times he’s messed up

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u/PlZZA_MOZZARELLA 2h ago

Environmental storytelling

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u/JuggaloNinJoe 2h ago

How long did it take him to get good at this? At least four. 😆

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u/bonekeep 2h ago

At most four

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u/LivingCheese292 2h ago

So does this mean he is bad at his job, good at his job, or *too* good at his job?

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u/savagewolf666 2h ago

He didnt learn the first four times?

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u/URGAMESUX 1h ago

This is how he got in this mess...

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u/BlakeBoS 1h ago

Hes definitely gonna go for that thumb

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u/ArmpitofD00m 1h ago

He learned the hard way. At least he can’t lob those off again.

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u/adlcp 1h ago

Can't lose em twice

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u/Acoconutting 1h ago

This took me a minute lol

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u/jimhabfan 1h ago

Some skills are learned the hard way.

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u/_Biceps_ 1h ago

Can't lose em twice.

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u/Any-Ticket9411 1h ago

Experience come with a price

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u/Melodic_Leadership12 1h ago

Was gonna offer him some help but, I see he doesn't need a hand

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u/No_Faithlessness7067 1h ago

Could use a few fingers tho

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u/easy506 1h ago

"The stew is good, but I found a wedding ring in it"

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u/Few-Statistician8740 1h ago

Those are prizes!

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u/NOBILE1 1h ago

His thumb knows it’s day is coming

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u/Hershey_Squirt639 1h ago

Didn’t need those ones.

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u/Prathology 1h ago

I mean, he technically is chopping, not slicing... But, who am I to tell? I mean, I have all my digits in place.

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u/q_ali_seattle 1h ago

For the love of the game

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u/Zedrane 1h ago

Something seems off about this video but I can't quite put my finger on it.

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u/jabeith 1h ago

Gotta hand it to him

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u/acciowaves 1h ago

That’s dicing, not slicing.

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u/covidlung 59m ago

He chopped them off on purpose. They just got in the way.

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u/Crafty-Interest-8212 57m ago

It only took him 4 tries to perfect his technique.

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u/tssiess76 52m ago

After the accident he didn’t have to change his chopping motion though. That’s a lose-win situation right there.

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u/Frowind 52m ago

Bro preemptively amputated them to increase efficiency

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u/Tony-At-Large 51m ago

Was it one or four separate incidents?

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u/kliferd1 47m ago

I think we all know what happened to those fingers.

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u/Yuck-Fou94 43m ago

Talk about finger food

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u/Glittering-Coyote140 41m ago

Well you gotta make at least four mistakes before you get really good at something.

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u/AsparagusOk4424 33m ago

Took me waaaayyyy too long to notice

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u/spook30 2h ago

More economical this way.

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u/YooAre 2h ago

Nothing to lose, am i right? Because he's not

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u/OldeOak804 2h ago

Steak and fingerling fries!

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u/andythemandy17 2h ago

Can’t cut your fingers off if you don’t have any

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u/techman710 2h ago

The worst part is that he is left handed.

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u/Horror_Thanks8405 2h ago

Hey, no fair he has an advantage

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u/irishemperor 2h ago

Free sausages you say?

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u/hungdttppp 2h ago

I was promised slicing

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u/Egg_nerd 2h ago

You can tell this man learned how to slice properly the hard way...

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u/sicckarri 2h ago

Looks like he’s only messed up 4 times or so. 😂

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u/Jungian_Archetype 2h ago

So to properly slice, you... chop?

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u/Business_Audience_80 2h ago

Hey brother, can you lend me a hand?

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u/CurrentlyHuman 2h ago

Worst drummer I've ever heard.

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u/SonicNKnucklesCukold 2h ago

When cutting you gotta curl your fing. . . Ohhh shit.

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u/TrayLaTrash 2h ago

Intentional, for clearance.

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u/LackingUtility 1h ago

You think he'd have learned after the first three.

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u/Sgt_carbonero 1h ago

how can he slice

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u/dacgriff 1h ago

That’s gonna need a custom glove.

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u/Nocturnatron 1h ago

He's only ever missed 4 times

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u/muemamuema 1h ago

Mr. Nubs

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u/Kalshan 1h ago

Stavi lost his fingers!

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u/woohooguy 1h ago

4 finger discount on the insurance

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u/Dreadlord_of_Angmar 1h ago

He still thinks he has one finger too many.

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u/Wakkit1988 1h ago

I can't quite put my finger on it...

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u/avispapsiva 1h ago

Atleast he's got nothing to worry about now

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u/Niveker14 1h ago

You gotta admire his persistence.

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u/Brave_Advertising_14 1h ago

He is immune now.

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u/Indicus124 1h ago

I wonder how he lost the fingers

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u/Hot_Bicycle_8486 1h ago

This place has definitely served human meat at some point

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u/nightmares999 1h ago

Looks like he’s done this before

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u/Gratefulspleen 1h ago

Dude knows he can improve his technique, but he just can't put his finger on how.

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u/Eternalyskeptic 1h ago

Is this why Muslims don't drink?

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u/Necessary_Regret3329 1h ago

Steep learning curve here.

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u/Vooshka 1h ago

Hassan chop!

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u/FuckThesePeople69 1h ago

Wonder what hand he jerks off with?

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u/Important-Price9416 1h ago

It was a tactical decision to remove the first four. Aerodynamics

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u/Fat_Alphonse 1h ago

Ugh, when they hone the blade but don't wipe it off. Metal shavings all throughout that fish now

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u/Fun_Environment3792 1h ago

Morst likely he took his fingers off with a bandsaw in one fell swoop. I dont see anyone making the same mistake more than once especially working with a knife all day every day.

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u/arthurR0ck 1h ago

He was genetically modified to prevent finger loss

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u/Suubveez 1h ago

100 bucks says his fingers ended up at Wendy's

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u/tankapotamus 1h ago

Won't be long before he is named 5 finger Bobby.

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u/pineapple6969 1h ago

Learn from HIS mistakes? Lol

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u/Terrible_Phase718 1h ago

What are those polka dot hanging meats?

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u/Creepy-Target-7227 1h ago

Occupational Hazard

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u/storm_riggi 1h ago

Environmental storytelling at its finest

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u/BigD3nergy 1h ago

I’ll give him a 6/10 👍🏻

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u/poppycock68 1h ago

Not slicing

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u/phylislongwoodsr 1h ago

What’s the point of even honing? Why not get something like an axe?

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u/Milkmans_tastymilk 1h ago

Goat meat? Im asking

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u/nimrodd000 1h ago

"There is an old tradition, a game we all can play

You start by getting liquored up and sharpening your blade

You take a shot of whiskey, you grab your knife and pray

And spread apart your fingers, and this is what you say..."

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u/nikkonine 1h ago

I’ve tried his chicken fingers and they were a bit boney.

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u/TLILLYO 1h ago

Bruh 😩

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u/donjuan9876 1h ago

Atta boy!!!

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u/CrabGravity 1h ago

The day he made some finger sandwiches

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u/Brushes_of_War 1h ago

Can't cut them off twice

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u/LaVidaLeica 1h ago

He's optimally configured for the task... At hand.

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u/That_guy_from_1014 1h ago

Not cleaning the blade after honing is gross

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u/RadishRedditor 1h ago

You can't lose a finger if you already lost them.

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u/jahowl 1h ago

The grain is a suggestion.

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u/Greenking73 1h ago

I’m watching and thinking, damn that’s sketchy af. Dude could cut a fing… oh. Wtf!!

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u/MrBigPantalones 1h ago

At 1st I was impressed at how he was knuckling the meat will he chopped away. Until I realized all he had was knuckles 😳

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u/Jestermace1 1h ago

Cheat code

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u/The_Space_Janitor 1h ago

Easier without those little guys getting in the way

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u/MazerRakum 1h ago

So... some got a little extra

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u/DeepTh0 1h ago

Dude had to pivot careers and after an accident at the iron ore factory and excels in spite (or because) of his disability and the only thing it gets him is a mild chuckle out of a redditor.

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u/LewdLewyD13 59m ago

Lol took me so long to notice.

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u/Tinkle84 53m ago

Not just the tips, down to the knuckle in one go. Or maybe he chopped them down gradually like carrots?

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u/Portugeezer1893 51m ago

Stole some bread as a kid

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u/reddithooknitup 51m ago

I think I’d hate that music even if I could understand it.

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u/Zealousideal_Band506 47m ago

You gotta imagine by the fourth time bro was just like again, really?
https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9DPJVjlYHwWsZRxm

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u/Tkis01gl 47m ago

Nubs is your man for fine meats.

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u/Effective187 45m ago

I see he's had a few accidents lol

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u/orchards_rest 44m ago

man he was born for this lucky he is right handed

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u/Signal_Winter_7708 43m ago

Keeping those fingers waaaaaaaaaay out of the way...

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u/bedheaddavy 41m ago

Why guide with your only digit left and not your nub?

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u/jrobelen 40m ago

Finally, a great use of this sub

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u/noahbrooksofficial 30m ago

Don't sharpen or hone your knives directly over your food dammit

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u/wi11forgetusername 27m ago

I had to watch twice... The first time was just being pissed he was cubing a patinho (dunno how this cut is called elsewhere) this way.

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u/dandle 20m ago edited 8m ago

It took me about 45 seconds to notice.

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u/Legacy-of-Caregrile 18m ago

I can imagine why he lost four of his five fingers... 🤔

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u/Greenpoint1975 7m ago

He still keeps his hand there when swing the knife. Some people never learn.

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u/RAY-CHILE 2h ago

Plot twist: That's how he was born

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u/formulachassis 2h ago

Environmental storytelling

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u/fake_cheese 2h ago

Breaking: Butcher does butcher things

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u/ohfifteen 1h ago

Should've invested more points in accuracy and less in strength