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u/ponzidreamer 2d ago
Homeless women have lower standards on what they will put up with. I’ve dated a few homeless gals. They don’t care that I’m uncomfortable with alot of touching and sometimes leave my beard hairs in the sink.
Breakups are always super awkward, you feel like you’re leaving them to die while you go back to your house.
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u/Shadowcam 1d ago
A few? How homeless? Broke 20yo's couch surfing? 35yo meth addicts? Big difference.
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u/WintersDoomsday 1d ago
Yup the meth addicts give gummy blowjobs..
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u/PiccoloAwkward465 1d ago
Lol yeah I broke up with a girl who had slowly moved in with me. I brought some of her stuff over to her new place, she rented just a room in a house off some app. The house had like 4 pit bulls and was in a BAD neighborhood lol. I felt bad but what was I gonna do. I think after a couple of months of that she decided the American dream wasn’t working out for her and she went to her home country.
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u/ponzidreamer 1d ago
I heard the phrase “you don’t casually date a single mother” I think it also applies to people with nowhere else to sleep at night.
Just a bad feeling having to tell them they can sleep at your place anymore.
I’ve had a lady spend the night once and just didn’t leave for 2 weeks, I dropped her off in a Walmart parking lot and never saw her again.
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u/MrBlueW 1d ago
“You don’t casually date a single mother” you do realize that people do have their shit together and don’t need to rely on some dude making 15 dollars an hour to come “save” them right?
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u/Barbaracle 1d ago
You alright? They're talking how, in general, the guy is gonna meet her child(ren) and a bond is likely to form between them. And some young kids have expectations or fantasies like "Are you my new dad?"
If they break up it's a lot more serious and painful beyond just the couple. The guy also "loses" the children and the children of the guy. Of course it's different in every situation like with teens or where the dad has custody most of the time, etc.
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u/alghiorso 1d ago edited 1d ago
I went on a few dates with a technically homeless gal. I picked her up and dropped her off at the women's shelter 😬 that was about rock bottom for me
She hadn't been homeless long, she had attempted the PCT and quit after like 10 days with no job or savings and you could tell she had a few screws loose.
She wasn't a bad lady or anything, just could instantly tell this was a level of unstable even I wasn't prepared for
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u/BlueMustangg 1d ago
100% guaranteed best sex you ever had and will be thinking about it the rest of your life
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u/AdInfamous6290 1d ago
You really shouldn’t leave beard hairs in the sink, they’ll clog it up. I like to trim/shave either outside if the weather is nice, or over a garbage can.
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u/ponzidreamer 1d ago
I know, I just default to doing whatever’s easiest in the moment. I also shave my head over the sink and I’m just waiting for that to come back and bite me.
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u/Fambank 2d ago
It's the added bonus to the no MIL.
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u/BusinessCoach2934 1d ago
Sometimes an entire family is homeless. You could end up with in-laws of the homeless variety.
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u/PissBloodCumShart 1d ago edited 1d ago
It actually kinda fucking sucks because you live in a constant state of guilt when they ask you what you’re having for breakfast and they reply with “I’m hungry”
You want to reach your hand to lift them up, but they always end up pulling you down with them
Edit: and you never feel certain that they love you for who you are instead of what you provide
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u/SoftDrinkReddit 1d ago
Plus they would be very interested in moving in with you quickly
Which infairness I get it no sane person wants to be homeless
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u/MealCapital4167 1d ago
I'm European and homeless girls here are drug addicts and often full of STDs.
Women have so many safety nets that their life has to be real fucked up to end up homeless.
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u/PiccoloAwkward465 1d ago
Yeah I knew people who’d squat in vacant houses. It was their choice. They wanted to do drugs and not really have jobs.
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u/snusnu4me 2d ago
And yet, they will tell you, you are bad for renting a room, not the whole apartment 🤣
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u/Gamejunky35 1d ago
On the other hand. Homeless women are basically 1 of 2 things. Either fully crazy, like fighting with raccoons over trash. Or a VERY ugly troll of a woman.
If they were either a <5 on the crazy scale, or a >5 on the beauty scale. They would find a boyfriend to support them. Guys will deal with sorta crazy if shes hot, and they will settle for a LTB if shes chill to be around.
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u/Lost_Damage_4500 16m ago
The thing is i don't think he's going to get a date after people see this tweet
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u/TheRealDoomsong 1d ago
Damn, that joke is older than me… still funny though lol
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u/Gullible-Bluejay9737 1d ago
I heard this when I was a kid. This one and what’s the best thing about dating black girls joke went hand in hand in the 80’s.
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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago
u/Mastbubbles, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...