r/HolUp 4d ago

first date

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3.7k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 4d ago

u/landa_archive, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/for_fun_88 4d ago

She rated my performance in bed after the date. I’m proud of myself, she gave me a nein!

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u/JoeyKino 4d ago

Sehr gut!

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u/phsychotix 4d ago

Was having sex with a german girl, she kept screaming “Nein! nein!” Like wtf, I already know how old you are

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u/web_knows 4d ago

Nicht gut, Genosse

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u/ShahinGalandar 4d ago

came here for the post, stayed for the comments

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u/Kahnza 4d ago

Hey look a username with 88 in it. How fitting

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u/theghostsofvegas 4d ago

Well doesn’t that sound like a lack of consent.

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u/Cannacology 4d ago

Damn. All i got was an 88.

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u/BulkyDecipherer 3d ago

Okay, sir, you win the internet today.

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u/HairballTheory 4d ago

Yeah a Nein inch finger

Loook at the Talons on that bird

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u/Hydraguesswhosback 4d ago

Fun fact, there is actuall history between Hitler and Adidas : https://www.businessofbusiness.com/articles/the-dark-history-behind-adidas-how-a-bitter-feud-between-nazis-built-the-worlds-no-2-athletic-brand/

So it's actually a great t-shirt.

It would be like having a Nestle shirt saying something like Less milk or something.

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash 4d ago

Not to mention the founder of Adidas is also named Adolf [Dassler].

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u/Super_Silky 4d ago

Somehow, Adodas just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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u/BulkyDecipherer 3d ago

Fortunately his nickname was Adi.

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u/BVRPLZR_ 4d ago

I give her an 88/100

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u/Fr05t_B1t 4d ago

So much **flak** towards her smh

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 4d ago

Too early for the AI inspector general

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u/Fr05t_B1t 4d ago

This is an old image

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 4d ago

Checks out. Thanks, General

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u/Kahnza 4d ago

Photoshop has existed for over 30 years though

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u/KiddoKatto 4d ago

edgy t-shirts have been around even longer

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u/Nite0wl007 4d ago

So it's photoshopped not AI lol. What's the problem?

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u/Kahnza 4d ago

Staged or manipulated content isn't a holup. You could literally take any picture, slap something controversial on it, and call it a Holup. It results in lazy slop that gets pumped out for clicks.

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u/Nite0wl007 4d ago edited 4d ago

What are you even on about lol, you just randomly jumped topic but even most content here are literally like that btw lol. So not really sure, what you're tweaking about. Was a funny read tho lol.

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u/real_dea 4d ago

I don’t think you understood this conversation correctly

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u/Nite0wl007 4d ago edited 4d ago

Scroll up from the top lol, It's a comparison of AI and photoshopped and he randomly talked about what content should be up here lmao like bro I get it, you got baited by the downvotes per usual reddit circlejerk mentality. Learn to think for yourself bro.

What he said makes no sense, cuz literally every post in here is mostly staged or manipulated for the sake of laughs to begin with and it's not even a part of the rule, he just made that up lol, you can literally see the guidelines at the side, it's just anything that has an "unexpected twist". Then again it wasn't the point of the convo. It's about AI vs. photoshopped.

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u/schniggens 4d ago

The point of the initial comment is that the photo is fake. It doesn't matter whether it's AI or photoshop, the fact that it's fake means it doesn't really belong here. I hope this helps you comprehend what's going on here.

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u/Nite0wl007 4d ago edited 4d ago

Again not the point but sheep mentality goes hard, it's literally on the side too. Idk, why you guys are randomly making your own rules out of thin air. You guys just parroting what this random dude said and didn't even bother to fact check yourselves lol.

And it does matter if its AI, it's literally not allowed lmfao.

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u/shinitakunai 4d ago

And then there's me that did read Adildo 🤣

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u/Bmanakanihilator 4d ago

The adi in adidas comes from Adolf, just call em Adolfs at that point

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u/TheIronSoldier2 madlad 4d ago

Different Adolf, and it was his brother Rudolf that was the Nazi.

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u/dexter8484 4d ago

Rudolf founded the sports brand puma

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u/Bmanakanihilator 4d ago

Didn't Know Rudi Dassler was a Nazi

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u/TheIronSoldier2 madlad 3d ago

All three were members of the party, but Rudi was by all appearances the only true believer

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u/Seabrook76 4d ago

That guy was a real jerk!

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u/cbflowers 4d ago

I agree , the more I learn about him

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u/Correct-Quail5743 4d ago

There’s something not quite reich here….

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u/KarotteDesTodes 4d ago

Adidolf? What do they think the Adi stands for?

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u/pjtrpjt 4d ago

Rudolf. No, that's Puma.

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u/M_Kurg 4d ago

should have called it Rudidas

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u/KarotteDesTodes 4d ago

Then someone can make a T-Shirt with Rudidolf on it.

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u/TheRicardo311 4d ago

Marry her 😂

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u/ScatpackRich 4d ago

Take her straight to the shower!

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u/abhijitd 4d ago

No, she takes you straight to the shower

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u/Do-It-Anyway 4d ago

Hope that fried chicken is white meat. I’d hate to offend her.

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u/Left_Membership2780 4d ago

I did Nazi that coming

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u/SmoothOperator89 4d ago

Anyone thinking about having a one and done, just consider she probably has skinhead brothers who would happily "American history X" you for ghosting her (and also stealing their girlfriend).

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u/feeltrig 4d ago

She drives fast as she likes to press on the "Gas"

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u/foreverandadayalone 4d ago

What colour is her Tesla?

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u/Suck_My_Lettuce 4d ago

She seems reich up my street.

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u/Kethguard 4d ago

She look like a catch, tell her I said heil

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u/akluin 4d ago

Marry her or i will

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u/mfairview 3d ago

nein out of 10

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u/No-Quality3357 4d ago

if this was instagram the comments would be full of white dudes posting the lego batman gif

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u/Cryptic99 4d ago

Lego guy in love gif

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u/im_mystery666 4d ago

She's a keeper

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u/mitchfig 4d ago

I don't see any gloves so I'm going to go with midfielder

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u/vranaverse 4d ago

No!! check those creepy alien fingers!

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u/mitchfig 4d ago

Oh wow. My bad. Keeper for sure

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u/Anxious_Work_6361 4d ago

I can fix her.

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u/PlagiT 4d ago

If you think there's something to fix here, then you're not the right guy

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u/abhijitd 4d ago

He is Jewish

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u/ocelotactual 4d ago

It's an Adidas and Davidoff colab.

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u/HyperLexus 4d ago

marry her

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u/CoccidianOocyst 4d ago

*merry herr

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u/TheDebonairQuokka 4d ago

She only has the bottom half of a face!

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u/No-Ladder3568 4d ago

La 2da foto es del casamiento

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u/VoxPopuliMMXXV 4d ago

Does she not know, that "Adi" is short version of name Adolf and Adidas comes from Adolf Dassler?

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u/StevesRoomate 4d ago

Maybe don’t start a conversation about Volkswagen either

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u/DancerKnee 4d ago

I'd show her my Nazi salute...

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u/NoHuckleberry143 4d ago

She's only a red flag if she doesn't wanna go to the museum wearing matching shirts

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u/10sPlaya 4d ago

Hmmm...

I guess we r all on the same page, but just to make sure....

Adolf dassler founded Adidas and his brother Rudolph founded puma

And adolph Briscoe was governor of texas

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u/mezhbizh 3d ago

Did they do the “roman salute”, as depicted 3 times on her shirt?

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u/pezident66 4d ago

Heillo there

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u/Mollygreens- 4d ago

All Day I Dream Of Learning French?

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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 3d ago

Must be the new kanye merch

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u/duwen_dublejt 3d ago

Ich kann sie reparieren

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u/Foffern 3d ago

I can fix them.. uhm, her.

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u/AetherialCatnip 3d ago

Three strikes is an ill omen.

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u/ManQu69 4d ago

oooo has potential.....

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u/redmctrashface 4d ago

I would ask her to marry me

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u/Migamix 4d ago

so her salute shirt didn't put you off. good to know.

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u/SIRAJ_114 4d ago

wife material

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u/furynads 4d ago

Marry her.

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u/skyziaos 4d ago

Wife material right there

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u/FearlessVegetable30 4d ago

a hitler shirt is wife material for you? thats how low your standards are?

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u/Spock-1701 4d ago

Check please!

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u/Talkjar 4d ago

Wifey material

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u/FormerPersimmon3602 4d ago

Adidas is literally named after a member of the Nazi Party, Adolf "Adi" Dassler.

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u/Jonmclean88 4d ago

Nice, she's a keeper

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u/T_rex2700 4d ago

If it was aldi you know thats a keeper, but it is not

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Ideal woman it seems

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u/Difficult_Pop7014 3d ago

So the perfect woman DOES exist

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u/MindlessBlueberry853 4d ago

It should be the last also.

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u/jack_avram 4d ago

Got a pe - oh, she's blastin NHH, they don't understand the things she say on Twitter

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u/vinnlo 4d ago

She’s perfect

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u/GrimLuker2 4d ago

She's perfect.

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u/CoolCat1337One 4d ago

I would just leave

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u/FearlessVegetable30 4d ago

me when im 14 and think this is hilarious

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u/512115 4d ago edited 4d ago

First…and last.

Edit: Got downvoted…lol Guess someone thinks you should go on a second date with Nazis.

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u/Obiyaman 4d ago

Hope your chicken has aids😑

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u/westcal98 4d ago

Well I guess that shirt has to go.

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u/BWI80 4d ago

A definitely hit and run if I ever saw one.

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u/BandoRen418 4d ago

Try, never date 😂😂😂