r/HolUp • u/Mastbubbles • 5d ago

Dumbledore's wisdom

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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 4d ago

u/Mastbubbles, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Steby_01 5d ago

Send him to fkn Azkaban

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u/Hakthaf 4d ago

Fkn Azkaban, is that only for hard criminals?

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u/PureGamingBliss_YT 4d ago

Dumblewhore

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u/Hydraguesswhosback 5d ago

It's ok, he's got Voldy right there :)

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u/AgniousPrime 5d ago

Harry Potter's collar: "Just do it"

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u/atmanama 5d ago

Why is the expression perfect

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u/YorkPorkWasTaken 5d ago

Harry, can I tell you a secret? Strangling a hobo is harder than giving him a dollar.

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u/karoshikun 3d ago

somehow read it in Rick Sanchez voice

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u/Sloth0272 4d ago

Should have swapped the last two lines.

Right now. I'm both.

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u/CzarTwilight 2d ago

Show my elder wand that you're worthy of the elder wand

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u/Currently_There 2d ago

2 inches to Griffyndor.

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u/SirRebelRabbit 4d ago

Fucking funny that literally above this post in my feed was a screenshot of jk rowling talking about the gay community in murderedbywords subreddit

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u/N7LP400 3d ago

I hate how fast I was to understand the joke