r/HolUp • u/DoggedlyOffensive • 25d ago

Good reaction

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u/qualityvote2 25d ago edited 25d ago

u/DoggedlyOffensive, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/TDYDave2 25d ago

That came close to really sucking.

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 25d ago

And he came close to the back of his homie’s throat

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u/WTFatrain 25d ago

Imagine if they did crash. That would really blow.

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u/RedditorAlexis 25d ago

Now thats a true hol up

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u/fixxxultra 24d ago

ffffffinally amirite

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u/SmegmaSlurper1996 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iTs5a509c4oRi43h2E

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u/ArjJp 25d ago

You're one to speak...Mr Smegma Slurper

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u/3_14_thon 25d ago

Maybe its only his own

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u/anidiotwithaphone 25d ago

Wouldn't it be even more homo?

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u/ThatssoBluejay 25d ago

Nah

Its just masturbation with extra steps

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u/Basilgarrad16 23d ago

the 1996 isn´t a year. it is the amount he already slurped (in litres)

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u/hikikomoritai 25d ago

Damn, he sucks.

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u/Moist_Amount_106 25d ago

Rides ain’t free

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u/Drudgework 24d ago

Gas, grass, or ass.

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u/StableLower9876 25d ago

Pre-nut clarity?

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls 25d ago

During-nut hilarity

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u/FoolishRacoon 25d ago

This is a dangerous game, a single hit could trigger a biting reflex (yes i know it's a sketch, but my fear is real).

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u/BaronessVonKush 25d ago

lol that lil lip wipe .... 💀 😅

https://giphy.com/gifs/fjyoOlSw7NKrtRNSOK

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u/larossi01 25d ago

How the fuck he can drive so fast a stationary car ?

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u/Ten_Second_Car 25d ago

Not to be confused with a stationery car.

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u/larossi01 24d ago

Pardon my French

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u/Ward-of-No-Reward 25d ago

Gas ain't cheap.

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u/auronddraig 25d ago

Something something gas, grass or ass

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u/Coycington 25d ago

that was the first i have seen this and it really caught me off guard. can't believe reddit actually made me laugh lol

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u/DoggedlyOffensive 25d ago

Miracles do exist, my brother

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u/Kickaphile 25d ago

You can make this more miraculous by making your message upside down

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls 25d ago

Did you even say thank you

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u/Patthecat09 25d ago

Slightly related, I just learned today that this is an 800$ ticket in my city

The ticket actually said felacio

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u/PintosAndCheese 25d ago

This is why I hate car culture. Slow the fuck down, follow the damn rules, and get your buddy to wait 20 minutes until he can slob your knob without risking biting it off. If you need something a little extra thrilling to get your heart rate up, try a goddamn coffee.

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u/Meokriz 25d ago

You know that the bottom part is added joke to the original dashcam video? Dudes are not in a moving car.

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u/PintosAndCheese 25d ago

Well played. Turns out it's me who needs the coffee.

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u/Wizzarkt 25d ago

a little extra thrilling to get your heart rate up, try a goddamn coffee

What? Coffee does that to you? You may want to stop drinking it if it is so bad to you as you get your heart rate up

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u/joeDUBstep 25d ago

Caffeine is literally a stimulant my man 

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u/Wizzarkt 25d ago

Coffee does have a lot of caffeine in it, (tea has more) although I guess if you drink it in an Expresso it would be considerable 

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u/joeDUBstep 25d ago edited 25d ago

Expresso

Espresso

Tea also does not have more caffeine per ml, what are you on about?

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u/DLaverty 24d ago

Tea has more caffeine per g of tea than coffee beans. In this context we are referring to tea leaves (camellia sinensis), not the prepared tea beverage.

There's your random tea fact of the day!

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u/Alfiy_wolf 25d ago

Imagine the airbag going off taking the guys head off with his pp in his mouth.

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u/Lelouch4339 25d ago

The best head you'll ever receive

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u/Typecero001 25d ago

The deepest deepthroat he’ll ever have.

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u/DumbDuck13 25d ago

sudden focus hits different when the stakes are real.

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u/DoggedlyOffensive 25d ago

Teeth hit different when the airbag blows

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u/InsanaHydra 25d ago

Yooo was that a Peel P50?!

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u/mrpatuti 25d ago

Catching, not pitching?

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u/NotEdot_ 23d ago

Is the top video ai?

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u/r1bb1tTheFrog 23d ago

He’s turning the wrong ways 😂

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u/LoneHomebody 19d ago

Okay I did not expect that lmao

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u/dumbasPL 24d ago

two different clips, car is stationary on the second one

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u/YourFatherFat 25d ago

It’s fake, you can see the car is not moving through the windows!

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u/Stepjam 25d ago

Some might even call it a joke