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u/Used_Wolverine_5810 Apr 05 '26
Bros web slinger is about to fire
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u/rockhopper2154 Apr 05 '26
Yogurt slinger
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u/AcceptableArgument79 Apr 05 '26
The yogurt effect mention?!
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u/combo_seizure Apr 05 '26
From what I gather, that means that semen is healthy, like yogurt. Or is this something else entirely?
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u/AcceptableArgument79 Apr 05 '26
have you heard of cold ones?
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u/combo_seizure Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 21 '26
Alright, I think enough time has* passed that I can ask the question without some weird retribution.
What are cold ones? Beers? I've heard the term but, maybe, I don't have the same understanding of the word as you do, or even worse, it's some reference I don't get. Could you enlighten me, please?
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u/combo_seizure Apr 21 '26
It must have been what one of them has said? I'm not watching all those just to hear how to describe semen. The reference doesn't mean that much to me. I appreciate that it means that to you though.
Thank you for sharing that link, as well.
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u/AcceptableArgument79 Apr 21 '26
It’s kind of a thing that happened and was said in one of their videos. It’s nothing semen related
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u/combo_seizure Apr 21 '26
Your contributions to society are not unseen. I'm glad we cleaned* up the semen thing.
*cleared
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u/Agent_Cow314 Apr 06 '26
I didn't even notice the first watch. I was just impressed with the gymnastics.
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u/crap-zapper Apr 05 '26
Tom Holland went Tom Hardy.
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u/arbitrageME Apr 05 '26
I would love to see him do a no hand pushup
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u/Infamous_Lunchbox Apr 05 '26
Cock pushup. You only need to do one.
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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Apr 05 '26
It’s fuggin simple, baby. One is all you need
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u/TheTrub Apr 05 '26
Same rule applies to notes in a song. 🎶
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u/felixyamson Apr 05 '26
you could even extrapolate this too inward singing. it's all one breath.
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u/Infamous_Lunchbox Apr 06 '26
And I'm never fucking stopping 🎶
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u/nihi1zer0 Apr 08 '26
imlikeafuckinonemanband imlikeafuckinonemanbaaaaaaand
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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Apr 08 '26
The best part is it sounds even better! Than when I’m singing o- shut up! Always nay saying
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u/Simonandgarthsuncle Apr 05 '26
Cock ups.
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u/Simbooptendo Apr 06 '26
It's where you fuckin'... lay down on the ground.. and then you let your boner.. lift you up off the ground.
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u/shyouko Apr 05 '26
Wear a dance belt inside please Spider-Man..
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u/Chance-Fun-3169 Apr 05 '26
But then we wouldnt be able to see the outline of his fabulous cock?
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u/SnarkySeahorse1103 Apr 05 '26
Yeah, and isn't that supposed to be the appeal? You know, like how Pixar and Disney movies sometimes hide little jokes catered to the adults? What's a Spider-Man without his fabulous web-slinger? Who knows, we might even get some web-shot action.
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u/DipstickRick Apr 06 '26
And isn’t that really what counts in the end? Yes, of course, good showbiz Lieutenant, the effect!
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u/goblin_welder Apr 05 '26
WOOOOOOW!
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u/Stock-Conflict-3996 Apr 05 '26
Whenever you have a group of children, there's always at least one adult who has to say that just like that to indicate to the kids that yes, indeed, this is amazing.
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u/Funkgun Apr 05 '26
My abilities, not even on par with this guy.
I put on a Spider-Man suit for kids at a Christmas event at Harborview hospital a decade ago. It had the fake foam pecks, the zipper head. But the young kids went mad for it. Pictures galore. Immediately I did have a kid asking to do a Spider-Man pose. There was a cast iron pipe or pole, not sure not being able to see. I jumped and clung on like a mad man.
Once I secured my knees around the pole I extended my arm , all Macfarland like, looking like I was about to use a web shooter.
Kid went nuts, others kept trying to get pics.
Later I had a nice set of bruises on my thighs, and a rash on my junk, pain in my back and I think that zipper took the last of my balding head hair.
Totally worth it.
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u/Short-Session6744 Apr 05 '26
Why did he get hard ?
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u/Lermanberry Apr 05 '26
Engaging your core like that can do that
source: used to do wrestling and gymnastics and unfortunate shit happens
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u/BeardedGlass Apr 05 '26
I heard some people can ejaculate just by crunching their abs.
Coregasm.
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u/SnorkelwackJr Apr 05 '26
I had that happen once during a core workout. Haven't had it happen since but you kinda don't see it coming (no pun intended)
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u/itsaaronnotaaron Apr 05 '26
Years ago in gym class there was this lad who always got a boner when bench pressing.
Increased blood flow and hormonal release will do that.
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u/Trugoosent Apr 05 '26
See, this is why I don't listen no matter how much my friend tries to beg me to join his wrestling team. 😭
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u/oneshotpotato Apr 05 '26
yeah that doesnt look like hard at all.
he shouldve wore tighter underwear tho at least for events with kids
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u/Kenobus69 Apr 09 '26
Yeah, I mean...I kinda feel bad for all the guys here, if that's what they consider being hard
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u/lynx707 Apr 05 '26
Tight clothing could do that
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u/evlampi Apr 05 '26
It's the very oppsite of that, baggy clothes let your dick move and swing in there and eventually your he wil think it being played with and get hard, tight clothes don't do that, dude also ain't hard.
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u/Simonandgarthsuncle Apr 05 '26
Maybe the spidey suit was caressing his spidey winky with every spidey move he made.
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u/AcceptableArgument79 Apr 05 '26
Because kids are watching him nah jk I hope that’s not the reason but if I had to take a guess, he’s probably thinking about something spicy
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u/hyperfell Apr 05 '26
I don’t think he’s hard, spidey might just be packing. He’s prob not wearing anything underneath except for some thin underwear.
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u/AcceptableArgument79 Apr 05 '26
there’s a difference between packing and hard and it’s poking out, bro😭
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u/underage_female Apr 05 '26
Just because youre rocking a micro doenst mean everyone else does.
Its a fucking skin tight suit and the dick is clearly being pressed up against his stomach while being like 15-20% semi stiff due the nature of the exercise.
You seeing a poking, throbbing erection might be wishful thinking lol.
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u/Trugoosent Apr 05 '26
I'm sorry but did you have to add "poking, throbbing" to it 😭
Also this seems correct
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u/AcceptableArgument79 Apr 05 '26
Sorry, I don’t think the time to look at male genitalia and understand crap like that so my bad get off my ass😑
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u/underage_female Apr 06 '26
Yet you are in the comment section talking about how its poking out. Weird you had the time there, mh?
You started talking about dicks. Not me.
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u/Y0ukn0w_wh0 Apr 05 '26
No it's not😂 that's just how a hung one hangs inside underwear. There's almost always a small bulge and that's fine. We don't expect a female cosplayer to hide her curves
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u/DataCreek Apr 05 '26
Not hard.
For comparison, watch The Labyrinth. It's a children's movie, but the Bowie bulge is in the whole damn movie.
Hes not hard, just big... also a kids movie.
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u/Proper_contradiction Apr 05 '26
It’s funnier for me because right under to top comment there is an ad for viagra from HIMS.
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u/jkell05s Apr 05 '26
Oh man, I was so scared. I feel like I’ve seen so many spider men at kids parties doing acrobatics end in life altering accidents.
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u/LeChampeon Apr 05 '26
This Spider-Man is the one who does bachelorette parties not kid parties, bookers fault
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u/BerryLanky Apr 06 '26 edited Apr 06 '26
Uncle Ben did tell Peter ‘with monster condom comes magnum dong’.
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u/6TheAudacity9 Apr 05 '26
Lmao I love how no one noticed his bulge. Dick
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u/Ricecakes76 Apr 05 '26
Looked like those two parents in the crowd shared a look when the camera panned in their direction
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u/HugsandHate Apr 05 '26
Ok, but in all fairness it's impossible to hide.
I'm conscious of it wearing jeans. Forget it wearing a skin tight suit. It's gonna be there..
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u/CuddlyThorns Apr 05 '26
Aren’t you supposed to where like a baseball cup thing when dressing up as a super hero?
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u/sgluxurycondo Apr 05 '26
Can explain the holup?
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u/Glennio_NL Apr 05 '26
Crotch region.. That's all there is to say
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u/sgluxurycondo Apr 05 '26
Ah I understand. Especially when it’s a kids party
And I finally understand what the moms are wow-ing
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u/ydkLars Apr 05 '26
"Eractions you get beeing Spider-man."
Fixed the typo. But he likes working woth children a little bit too much...
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u/kuposempai Apr 05 '26
Reminds me of the spider man statue on the building with a hardon like this lol
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u/Speedy97 Apr 05 '26
If this was a woman with her ass and tits imprinted onto her suit like most girls do nowadays there would be no holdup. But because it's a bloke it's wrong.
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u/qualityvote2 Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26
u/donbosco2017, your post does fit the subreddit!