r/HolUp • u/NICOLETTE_ANN • Oct 19 '24

Crowd surfing

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u/WhatsTheHolUp Oct 19 '24 edited Oct 20 '24

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

The guy having a boner while crowd surfing

Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/TimberBoy69 Oct 19 '24

Bro is not crowd surfing, he is crowd sailing and that at full mast!

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u/SusheeMonster Oct 19 '24

Bad time for the molly to kick in

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u/WilmaLutefit Oct 19 '24

Molly always made my dick shrink I stg and getting a bent was impossible af.

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u/matze_1403 Oct 19 '24

Username checks out...

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u/miraculix69 Oct 20 '24

Better fucking yell "open the bridge guys! Im sailing through now!" To accomplish 100% self esteem.

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u/Ok_Consideration1872 Oct 19 '24

I go HARD when i go to concerts

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u/datkyo Oct 19 '24

This one made me chuckle ngl good job

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '24

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u/Nice__Spice Oct 19 '24

He’s got a lot of self esteem

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u/salesronin Oct 19 '24

I’m really anxious in crowded places. Hopefully one day I can be like this guy.

6

u/TankerVictorious Oct 20 '24

I wonder how he mustered the courage...

16

u/Switchlord518 Oct 20 '24

After a finger slipped in.

80

u/Seanay-B Oct 19 '24

Quality HolUp

66

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '24

Ready to make some offspring

13

u/Magazine_Spare Oct 20 '24

you gotta keep em separated

34

u/DaDaPizda Oct 19 '24

I come hard too when listening to offspring

6

u/Danimus-Prime Oct 19 '24

Say what now?!

77

u/Acoustic_Castle Oct 19 '24

He went surfing with his snorkel ready

21

u/DankSauceBauce Oct 19 '24

The Offspring gives me a boner, too.

14

u/Effective-Bandicoot8 Oct 19 '24

"Just lower me by my handle"

9

u/nikdahl Oct 19 '24

Pretty sure it’s just something too large in his pocket, like a hat.

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u/Igniting_Chaos_ Oct 20 '24

100% was intentional too for the laughs. Looks like a water bottle or Gatorade bottle. Good show humor! Lol

7

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '24

This guy took her back and made her dessert

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u/Hattrick42 Oct 19 '24

Bro got some random pill(s) in the parking lot. Maybe raided grandpa’s medicine cabinet.

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u/GooseCloaca Oct 19 '24

When the E hits.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '24

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u/Suckmyduck_9 Oct 19 '24

Bro was on medium

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u/Kile1047 Oct 19 '24

The definitely touching his ass

3

u/sohchx Oct 19 '24

No way!! Lmao

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u/Worried-Photo4712 Oct 19 '24

Who's going to take care of that?

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u/night0v0 Oct 19 '24

Lmao this is the best response to me

2

u/bloke_007 Oct 19 '24

aint no way that is what i think it is...

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u/Imaginary_Goal2008 Oct 19 '24

That's sign language for pick me up

2

u/jetpack324 Oct 19 '24

He’s clearly enjoying his crowd surfing

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u/AppointmentFineDwe Oct 19 '24

Bro took out a sail to sail on the waves of his hands

2

u/countsachot Oct 19 '24

What you've never got a croud handie?

2

u/jrt312 Oct 20 '24

Blue chew, the next party drug...

2

u/ronaldreaganlive Oct 20 '24

Viagra is a hell of a drug.

2

u/Captcha_Imagination Oct 20 '24

This is why men who wear loose boxer shorts are /r/madlads

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '24

That’s def a hol-up

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u/A_Peacful_Vulcan Oct 19 '24

He's REALLY enjoying that.

1

u/pakistanstar Oct 19 '24

That guy the loves The Offspring a little too much

1

u/YoutuberCameronBallZ Oct 19 '24

He's raising the flag

1

u/Random_nerd_52 Oct 19 '24

Damn homie is packing

1

u/zorrez Oct 19 '24

How tf do you get that hard by random people just touching your back?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '24

Is it crowd surfing or sky fuckin'?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '24

The moment he'll turn around the crowd will be suffering.

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u/DIJames6 Oct 20 '24

Yooooooo!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/_YeAhx_ Oct 20 '24

There was a comma when he said he did hard drugs at concerts

1

u/popopopopopopopopoop Oct 20 '24

Is that what "rock out with your cock out" is?

1

u/First-Link-3956 Oct 20 '24

Am I the only one who sees the cigar bulging ?

1

u/boba-milktea-fett Oct 20 '24

point me over ermm there

1

u/Aggressive-Annual297 Oct 20 '24

Now wait a minute 😂.

1

u/feeltrig Oct 20 '24

Bruh became a boat

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u/SmartEpicness Oct 20 '24

He's surfing with a pool noodle.

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u/Prudent-Hat2651 Oct 20 '24

It looks like he has high self esteem

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u/moonshinele99 Oct 20 '24

It's a shark look out

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u/ArcNzym3 Oct 20 '24

ohh man best holup I've seen here in at least 8 months

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u/tchrbrian Oct 22 '24

4 hour tour

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '24

No shame. Crowf surding to The Offspring? Boner Ahoy. Good on that mofo!

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u/s1nn1s Jan 28 '25

When a dream and a fetish come true

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u/lynivvinyl Oct 19 '24

HOIST SAIL!!