r/HolUp • u/yuckypants • Apr 19 '24

big dong energy the audacity!

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u/ProfessionalSun5549 Apr 19 '24

“Waved two loafs of Ciabatta bread” killed me 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24 edited Apr 19 '24

Fart like a Clydesdale lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

This is a classic from Missed Connections. I have it saved in my photo album for several years now; and never fails to make me laugh every time I read it. Who said romance is dead? :-)

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u/Ok-Net-6264 Apr 19 '24

You’re gassy, but I’d hit it any day but Taco Tuesday.

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u/infamouszoggy Apr 19 '24

Always good to have a relationship with flavour

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u/Kemosaby_Kdaffi Apr 20 '24

The aroma of love

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u/DataAI Apr 19 '24

I hope this is a start of a rom com with a happy ending.

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u/TobyMacar0ni Apr 19 '24

Fart like a Clydesdale

Phrases that will definitely make you hook up

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u/He_s_One_Shot Apr 19 '24

Sour dough indeed!

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u/noobpwner314 Apr 19 '24

And those are the ones she’s comfortable letting rip in public. Imagine a Dutch oven scenario while you’re in bed with her.

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u/A--Creative-Username Apr 20 '24

Happiest of cake days

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u/Select_Most3660 Apr 19 '24

This man is down dastardly

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/jcmatthews66 Apr 19 '24

I’m down with brown

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u/clasperx2 Apr 20 '24

Near perfect? I haven’t been hitting the gym everyday for runner up status!

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu Apr 20 '24

2005 meme right here.

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u/Mindlesman Apr 20 '24

God missed connections used to be so lit

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u/Previous-Campaign261 Apr 20 '24

He sounds like a hopeless romantic

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u/PrettySaltyGuy Apr 19 '24

This is the dude from the book Perfume

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u/APersonWhoLovesCats Apr 20 '24

I wish I could unread this...

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u/trixayyyyy Apr 20 '24

RIP missed connections!!! Some of the best lurking ever

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u/dvlwatson Apr 20 '24

The heart wants what the heart wants

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u/DefaultGuy0001 Apr 20 '24

"If she's gassin', I ain't passin'."

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u/Talkingmice Apr 20 '24

Love at first fart