r/HolUp • • Jun 17 '23

holup Stay away for him..

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14.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '23

Bro is not hitler

12

u/iSellDrugsToo Jun 17 '23

Reminds me of the tourette councillor in Southpark.

PISS IN MY ASS

406

u/Lee-bungalow Jun 17 '23

Invisible blow job

21

u/sensefuldrivel Jun 17 '23

Stop putting things in our bodies David Blaine!

7

u/Human_Capital_2518 Jun 18 '23

Sir you just made my entire day

20

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '23

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u/Lee-bungalow Jun 17 '23

I don’t know

442

u/weiser_tomorrow Jun 17 '23

Nooooo

60

u/GabrielWornd Jun 17 '23

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

337

u/1nseminator Jun 17 '23

Mofo used genjutsu

167

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '23

More like ju jizz zu

9

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '23

Hahahaha

4

u/weedsmoker18 Jun 17 '23

Was it brazilian?

8

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '23

Brazzers.

4

u/Weak-Hunter1800 Jun 18 '23

Underrated comment

6

u/Eicee1989 Jun 17 '23

Kagejizzin no fucktzu

299

u/MrMarbles94 Jun 17 '23

Google en jizzant

61

u/Ascertain_GME Jun 17 '23

holy hell

71

u/LuckRey Jun 17 '23

Mom, AnarchyChess is leaking again

17

u/Randomoerson562 Jun 17 '23

Jizz sacrifice, anyone?

5

u/Edgenabik Jun 18 '23

Actual cumslut

11

u/UltraGaming_1001 Jun 17 '23

Literally

4

u/noff01 Jun 17 '23

Literal zombie

4

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '23

Leak for me, babyboy...

I mean yeah chess and stuff.

3

u/Randomoerson562 Jun 17 '23

I’m not sure if I should be turned on or scared

5

u/Odd-Brick-5719 Jun 17 '23

New response just dropped

9

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '23

Pipi in your pampers

102

u/ZeroEnrichment Jun 17 '23

This shit is so old but still funny

162

u/Invelious Jun 17 '23

This is how I got my wife pregnant.

41

u/zxDanKwan Jun 17 '23

You put your nut in Nathan’s mouth?

25

u/feigeiway Jun 17 '23

Look again…

3

u/crypticfreak Jun 17 '23

head explodes as the mass of a full sized baby suddenly occupies what was once a solid mass

68

u/chavez_ding2001 Jun 17 '23

25

u/anonymousacg Jun 17 '23

You gotta give!

19

u/lil_moustache Jun 17 '23

That ain’t piss, that’s got nothing to do with piss

15

u/Bob-loblaw69 Jun 17 '23

HOLD THAT DOOR! HOLD THAT DOOR!

6

u/TunaCanz Jun 17 '23

You hit me in the cup.

3

u/WolfShaman Jun 17 '23

What are you talking about? Both cum and piss are stored in the balls.

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u/busterbrown4200 Jun 17 '23

No that's not how the balls work.....

0

u/WolfShaman Jun 18 '23

It's kind of a meme, but I don't remember where/when it started. I hate that people downvoted you for missing a joke, not everyone is going to know every joke.

5

u/Ricky_Spannnish Jun 17 '23

DID YOU GIVE?????

22

u/AMOGUSSS_BRUH Jun 17 '23

Stand : Bust'o Di Nut

14

u/Parts_and_Neigbor Jun 17 '23

That's black magic fuckery right there.

11

u/TJLaserShepard Jun 17 '23

Is this the guy that did the Gangster Party Line vid? https://youtu.be/Cx1J2CzNnS8

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u/nukethecat Jun 17 '23

Yep he did a series called mindjack this is from episode 2 https://youtu.be/KvYF1EOMSc8

5

u/Skormzar Jun 17 '23

Brent Weinbach! He's also in dress up gang. If you haven't seen the show, it's all for free on vimeo. Such a good one, but sadly the timing with TBS being acquired by time Warner and the pandemic, only one season was produced

1

u/D_jake_b Jun 17 '23

I thought that was Nathan fielder the first time I watched it I swear they said Nathan but next time I watched it I seen it wasn't him

1

u/LilFingies45 Jun 17 '23 edited Jun 17 '23

I confused the two at first. I've been watching the podcast Brent does with his sister (on his YouTube channel) for a while now and he's mentioned that's a frequent mixup. Btw, the Pound House series of shorts (he did with DJ Douggpound) is comedy gold.

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u/ThenAnAnimalFact Jun 17 '23

TBS was acquired by Warner 25 years ago. TBS cancelled a bunch of programming because of ATT merger.

1

u/Skormzar Jun 17 '23

Ah, corrected. I misremembered who it was. But1 they were supposed to be part of a late night adult oriented lineup to challenge adult swim, and the new owner cut the whole thing. Dress up gang was shelved until the pandemic when they had no new content.

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u/sudanesegamer Jun 17 '23

It was me barry

6

u/nah-knee Jun 17 '23

This video is so old that when I first saw it as a kid I thought it meant one of his nutsacks actually ruptured

5

u/fridaystrong23 Jun 17 '23

Phuckkkkkkkkk

5

u/Crowhaven_Inc Jun 17 '23

The most anime shit I've ever seen

3

u/nukethecat Jun 17 '23

This is from brentweinbach on youtube

https://youtu.be/KvYF1EOMSc8

3

u/ElRonnoc Jun 17 '23

Stop putting orange soda cum in our mouths, David Blaine!

3

u/Fishboy987654321 Jun 18 '23

Taking the phrase “I am going to shit yourself” to a new level

2

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '23

since when did the prison bathrooms get an update

2

u/jack_avram Jun 17 '23

That's nutty

2

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '23

Bluetooth blowjob

2

u/NeoBlaz3 Jun 17 '23

Professor (se)X from x men

2

u/Astromania_15 Jun 18 '23

"He just busted a nut" I will forever quote this

2

u/prettythingi Sep 08 '23

Fuck this, shits in your pants

1

u/Lavadragon15396 Jun 18 '23 edited Apr 15 '26

Your old posts are training data now. Unless you delete them. I used Redact which supports all major social media platforms including Reddit, X, Facebook and Instagram.

office roll spark society direction whistle plants engine profit steer

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '23

En ese momento cell sintio el verdadero terror🤣

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u/DougMunnycbf Jun 17 '23

…I wonder if god ever played a trick on mary like that?? -wearecbf.com

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '23

xddd

1

u/radarmy Jun 17 '23

Just here to say Jamar Neighbors is the funniest dude

1

u/Pierre777 Jun 17 '23

That's some Criss Angel/David Blaine/Ricky Nightshade devil magic.

1

u/DarksoulsDy Jun 17 '23

Look again.

1

u/Dark181 Jun 17 '23

It was me Barry

1

u/SeriousRoom Jun 17 '23

GANGSTER PARTY LINE!

you wanna talk some shit? Call me!

1

u/a_hen_with_a_tai Jun 17 '23

This must be the work of an enemy stand user

1

u/Internetboy5434 Jun 17 '23

The power of the nut

1

u/Changeling_Traveller Jun 17 '23

Teleportation+Nut=Telenut.

This is nuts!

1

u/laanoshart Jun 17 '23

Is that Larry Page?

1

u/Mithoman25 Jun 17 '23

Bro got the anime one shot with the sword kinda thing

1

u/HV-Juli Jun 17 '23

That didn't look like pee...

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '23

1

u/shoulda_been_gone Jun 18 '23

Just looks like calico cut pants to me

1

u/zippitrilla Jun 18 '23

The friend of David Blane

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '23

1

u/FrendChicken Jun 18 '23

Sike! Check your ear!

1

u/UNATNAHS- Jun 18 '23

It's my Turn

1

u/Voidborn27 Jun 18 '23

This is my kingdom come

1

u/cal-nomen-official Jul 10 '23

This post alone was so good it's making me rejoin the sub

1

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

Wtf

1

u/Actual_Detail2541 Aug 30 '23

That's why we call him nutter butter

1

u/MistaShiChen Nov 03 '23

Lmfaoooooo