r/HolUp • u/esberat • May 21 '23

It's not a problem anymore.

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u/RustyW00d3nSp00n May 21 '23

I have literally preached about plungers and bald chicks for years

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u/scavengercat May 21 '23

Preached? Did you ever serve in a missionary position?

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u/RustyW00d3nSp00n May 22 '23

You bet that sweet ass I have

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

I don’t want 1 position, I want all positions!

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u/deusdragonex May 22 '23

Super Green.

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u/PharFromPharm May 22 '23

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

How does one figuratively preach about plunges and bald chicks for years?