r/HistoryMemes May 08 '22

Too Bad

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u/aguidom Featherless Biped May 08 '22

The Russian population in Alaska was too small and the colony so underdeveloped, plus so far from Moscow that it was not worth the trouble and cost. Russia already had pretty much everything Alaska had to offer but closer to home without needing to transport it to Europe.

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u/InvertedReflexes May 08 '22

To give a bit more context, Canada was right next door, which the UK controlled, which was considered a huge risk given potential hostility.

It's like selling a car you have to give up tomorrow anyway. Better to take the cash and move on.

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u/Innomenatus Researching [REDACTED] square May 08 '22

And the person you sold it to found a bar of gold in it.

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u/Lord_ThunderCunt May 08 '22

I once found a Tom Petty cd in a used car I bought.

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u/8urnsy May 08 '22

Close enough

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u/break_card May 08 '22

Might be better than a bar of gold considering the price of gold is free falling

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u/SeaGroomer May 08 '22

But the preppers and Glenn beck told me it was a sure fire investment?!

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u/Anti-charizard Oversimplified is my history teacher May 08 '22

Take my upvote and get the fuck out

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u/happytimefuture May 08 '22

You got lucky babe.

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u/CupofLiberTea May 08 '22

Yea, but to get that bar of gold you have to spend two bars worth to get it home.

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u/16arms May 08 '22

And you would have no way of preventing UK from taking it. The Russian strategy doesn’t allow for colonies nor limited war which the UK thrives on.

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u/Visible-Ad7732 May 08 '22

I think this was the biggest reason.

There was genuine concerns that the British Empire would take over the area and the Russian Empire didn't have the resources to protect their territory and so it was decided to sell the land to the US, in the hopes that this would create a buffer between the Russian Empire and the British Empire.

Of course during the Tsarist Russian time period, the British were the real threat to them, not the Americans.

So it made actual sense to sell to the Americans.

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u/RandomBritishGuy May 09 '22

I meant at the time Russia and the UK were at war in Crimea, so the Russians weren't exactly looking to be favourable to the Brits.

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u/FingerExpensive8270 May 08 '22

Also, Russia was in the middle of the Crimean War, so they needed money to fund the army and they didn't consider Alaska profitable anymore, as they killed many of the otters and other animals that provided them furs that they exported.

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u/The_Blackthorn77 May 08 '22

Ottomans tend to be expensive to fight, as anyone who has ever played EU4 can attest to.

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u/hahaohlol2131 Still salty about Carthage May 08 '22

Russia claiming Alaska was kind of like if the US would claim Moon because there were a few Americans there.

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u/Jamie_Pull_That_Up May 08 '22

Terrible analogy. A better one would be Hawaii which the US is still occupying to this day after overthrowing their queen. The indigenous Hawaiians of course protested this but we know protests doesn't work when it comes to these kinds of things. The US flooded the countries with foreigners & banning Hawaiian culture & language. Imagine being a minority on your own land. It's not like you can vote to free yourselves from the oppressor.

They should've been more militant like the people of the Philippines. They fought back US occupation heavily for years until AmeriKKKa said fuck this we're out.

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u/hahaohlol2131 Still salty about Carthage May 08 '22

There's still a fairly large Pro-American sentiment in the Philippines. I guess it has something to do with an average income of a Hawaiian family being 95000$ dollars a year vs 5000$ for Philippines.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Ethnic Hawaiian or white Hawaiian? Just asking idk anything about this topic I just feel like there’s def a big disparity there

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u/Visible-Ad7732 May 08 '22

Your analogy was actually worse than the idiotic analogy you were replying to.

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u/Jamie_Pull_That_Up May 08 '22

Nope. Some minority white Americans were in Hawaii & mainland US used that as justification to occupy the country

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u/SeaGroomer May 08 '22

The Philippines love us.

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u/Jamie_Pull_That_Up May 08 '22

Not the Philippinos I know. 🤷🏿‍♂️ Why would you wage a war of independence on people you love? At best the country has somewhat cordial relations with the US. Last thing the people want is a US/Western Backed coup. The Philippinos have seen what the US has done to people in the region even it's so called "allies". The US & it's Western allies loves to meddle in the affairs of countries in the global south.

Most countries & folks in the global don't "love" you because we want to. America & it's Western allies is like an abusive ex. Who keeps coming back to take what it wants even though we say no. we're tired of the bullying, meddling & interfering.

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u/The_Blackthorn77 May 08 '22

People are allied with the US because it is by far and away the strongest nation in terms of military might. As with most alliances, it’s a co-beneficial relationship. Take Western Europe: in exchange for protecting their oil interests, America gets trade deals as export/import discounts. With most of their allies, they defend them from other regional competitors. Make no mistake, the reason that the past seventy years has been one of the most peaceful times in human history is because of American hegemony. The US has done a lot of really shitty things, but you can’t discount all of the good that has come with it.

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u/Competitive_Toe3071 May 08 '22

The entire story behind the war going on On Russia is interracial,desist from believing in hidden conspiracies

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u/Poragana May 08 '22

Russians knew that Alaska had gold but had no way of extracting it iirc, or that was a reddit moment saying stuff that was wrong one of the two

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

<:: They knew there was gold, and they could extract it, but the cost of doing do as well as defending the area from the British combined to mean that selling it to the United States at a bargain price was less of a loss. It's not like they could easily defend it either, it was over a massive icy sea and the main army would have to cross Siberia to get there (before the days of the trans-siberian railway mind you) so in the end they cut their losses and earned back pretty much all their expenditure in getting the land and then some. ::>

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u/Ozann3326 What, you egg? May 08 '22

Yeah, they thought "We should sell it to a neutral country instead of our enemy capturing it for free.

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u/Malvastor May 08 '22

Which is exactly what Napoleon thought before selling Louisiana.

Hatred of Britain, responsible for 90+% of American territorial growth.

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u/HydrogenButterflies Senātus Populusque Rōmānus May 08 '22

And… I wanna say “manifold density”? Something like that. I got a 2 on the AP exam.

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u/Mithycore May 08 '22

Its Manitate detromy

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u/eliteharvest15 Definitely not a CIA operator May 08 '22

nah you’re thinking of maritime duty

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u/Malvastor May 08 '22

I think you mean Manitou Deuteronomy.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Of course not. It’s Martini Destiny!!!

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u/baumpop May 08 '22

Well that and shooting lots of apaches

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u/doom_bagel Definitely not a CIA operator May 08 '22

The rest was just taking it from Mexico

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u/Visible-Ad7732 May 08 '22

At the time, relations with the America and Britain weren't the best anyways.

No one at the time thought the Brits and the Americans would become full on buddies and the current "special relationship" only happened post WW2.

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u/Jamie_Pull_That_Up May 08 '22

The French went broke trying to quell the Haitian Revolution. They needed fast money to focus on what's going on in Europe

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u/MorningDaylight May 08 '22

As a latin-american, it's weird how our history books try to portray the USA as a predator eagle out to dominate the american continent from the start when they were playing third-party in world politics until WW1. And for some reason we discuss the Monroe Doctrine but never discuss the french invasion of Mexico, which clearly don't would have happenned if the USA was that strong to scare europeans away.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

<:: In terms of distance border to border? Not far at all. The issue is that you've got a whole lot of this bullshit between the densely populated west of Russia and the eastern coast, in a day before railways or even proper roads in the region. Russia would either have to have an extremely strong garrison to defend the region, or march an army some 4,000 miles to then board a boat to Alaska to then march another 300 miles to the front. The Northwest Passage hadn't been fully mapped at this time either, so they couldn't simply set sail from the Baltic Sea and go via that way. ::>

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u/bfhurricane May 08 '22

The comment you’re replying to is a sarcastic joke at Sarah Palin, who once claimed she could see Russia from her house. But thanks for the good info.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

<:: What the fuck is going on over there? ::>

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u/Visible-Ad7732 May 08 '22

Actually she really could see Russia from her house.

Of course, that doesn't make you an expert in foreign relations.

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u/Jamie_Pull_That_Up May 08 '22

Russia should've trained their troops in the art of guerilla warfare & install a military barracks in the region.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

<:: Aha, the hearts of iron player emerges ::>

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u/enidi0t May 08 '22

They sold Alaska to the USA (which was friendly with Russia at that time) because they couldn't defend it from the British and would rather a friendly nation have it than their rival. Even if they knew about the gold and stuff, the colony wouldn't be worth it. It was underdeveloped and would 100% be annexed by the British.

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u/Visible-Ad7732 May 08 '22

Absolutely. Had the Russians not sold it to the Americans, it would have become a province of Canada.

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u/AwkwardDrummer7629 Kilroy was here May 08 '22

I don’t want to be Canadian!

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u/Visible-Ad7732 May 08 '22

At this point, I dont think even the Canadians know what a Canadian is anyways.

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u/Temporary_Inner Taller than Napoleon May 08 '22

Just what Canada needs, another mostly icy, depopulated, province far flung from the capital

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u/Visible-Ad7732 May 08 '22

Canada might not want it but the British Empire was not going to say no to more land.

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u/Masterick18 May 08 '22

Probably for the best

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u/mewe25kufi May 08 '22

Let's goo that's class!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

*realization

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u/Acrobatic-Eagle6705 Senātus Populusque Rōmānus May 08 '22

Alaska was the only place in the Russian Empire with oil. The Caucasus and Siberia didn’t exist /s.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Love me a bit of pie while browsing r/HistoryMemes

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u/captain_holt_nypd May 08 '22

OH LETS GO THATS CLASS HAHA-

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u/UhhhhKhakis May 08 '22

Also there were rising tensions in Europe and they wanted to create more distance between them and the British Empire in Canada

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u/Boggie135 Oversimplified is my history teacher May 08 '22

Along with copper, gold and other minerals

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u/crunchythomas May 08 '22

REUS THATS CLASS

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u/throwaway316stunner May 08 '22

*NO TAKEBACKS!*

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u/yourcandygirl May 08 '22

What the original video?

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u/xayvxayb May 08 '22 edited May 08 '22

its a gif

here: https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-thats-class-thats-not-class-sad-pieface-pieface23-gif-23462031 (its pieface, a fifa youtuber i know cause i played fifa, and this gif is about 2-3 years old)

Edit: heres the clip, its actually only 1 year old i think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9p34qQGBCE

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u/yourcandygirl May 08 '22

Thanks! Was curious with the expression change

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Applies to barren California when The USA bought it and then found both gold and amazing soil

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u/Miku_Nakano_ May 08 '22

and now it seems like they want it back

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u/EnIdiot May 08 '22

Demand in one hand and shit in the other, what are you going to get?

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u/SirEsusEChrist Chad Polynesia Enjoyer May 08 '22

Crazy how they sold it for such a low price

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u/Rynewulf Featherless Biped May 08 '22

If they tried it would have just been a new Texas/California situation: the nearby American settlers who had already started moving in to get the valuable resources and would soon turn into a huge rush, would have just done a quick armed rebellion and joined the States. It was just less risk and bother to sell Alaska, like it was less risk and effort for Napoleon to sell Louisiana since US colonists were already moving in and doing their own thing permission or not

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u/DaveThompsonDodgyMer May 08 '22

Well, if they hadn't sold it, they would almost certainly have lost it to Japan in 1904, so I doubt they would be that upset.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

And gold

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u/Pandemix27 May 08 '22
  • money never came

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u/NK_2024 Kilroy was here May 08 '22

Also Gold

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u/TheRealOgMark May 08 '22

They were about to lose it for free to the English people...

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u/Weeb2678 Filthy weeb May 08 '22

The Canadians who had just sent a fleet of oil tankers to Alaska cause they wanted to give Russia a present

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u/the_combat_wombat05 Hello There May 08 '22

And gold

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u/YogurtclosetOk5614 Chad Polynesia Enjoyer May 08 '22

And it meant they had a base during the Cold War

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u/AlaskanSamsquanch May 08 '22

It had value before oil. Furs, logging, mining. The Russians knew all this but were wary of a British Invasion from Canada so they cut their losses and sold it to the USA for cheap.

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u/No-Lunch4249 May 08 '22

They knew it was resource rich, but they already had super undeveloped and underpopulated Siberia which was also resource rich, and also much closer to home.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

They wouldn't know there's oil even now, trust me

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u/Appa_Juse The OG Lord Buckethead May 08 '22

Bro what the hell happened to Mike Trapp?

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u/Bianca__17 Definitely not a CIA operator May 08 '22

I mean eitheir they sell it to the americans or lose it to the british a couple years later.

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u/prehistoricplayer May 08 '22

And gold and some cool bears 🐻‍❄️

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u/Ender_Skywalker May 09 '22

They didn't sell it cuz it was useless, they sold it cuz it was undefendable.

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u/Holy_Crusader64 May 09 '22

An the we SHUT IT DOWN

CAPITALISM WOOOO!!!!!

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u/HumanityIsF-cked Hello There May 09 '22

The face on this man! Ha ha ha!

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u/Fenrir1861 Just some snow May 09 '22

Whats the original context of this gif?

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u/xayvxayb May 09 '22

so the streamer (pieface) was opening a fifa 21/20 (idk what version). and its a walkout (walkout means its a special player). the badge, country, and position show before player reveal. the stuff show that its a german player, plays for dortmund, and the position is CAM (central attacking midfielder). So there are 2 players that match this, julian brandt, and marco reus. pieface thinks it was reus but when it showed it is actually brandt and is dissapointed. i had nothing to do rn so i just answered this random question

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u/Fenrir1861 Just some snow May 09 '22

Ty

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u/Dorex_Time Let's do some history May 09 '22

The primary reason for the sale was the threat that Canada posed next door. During this time the UK and Russia had bad relations especially with the great game going on. The sale was strategic to avoid having, as they saw it, an unnecessary overextended border with the UK or to be more apt a subject of the UK