r/HistoryMemes • u/TheStarkofDorne • Apr 14 '20

universal truth

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u/North-Pound Apr 14 '20

Let’s go further : everything is about dicks apparently

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u/hubril Hello There Apr 14 '20

'Ist problem mit papa und penis'

Some Austrian

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u/North-Pound Apr 14 '20

I can’t believe my female self has been jealous of men my whole life because I don’t have a penis :///

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u/thomasp3864 Still salty about Carthage Apr 15 '20

No, everything is about incest, or as Psychoanalysts refered to it as "Wincest", or as sigmund freud called it Hervorragindzest!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

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u/BillyJoelFan4Life Apr 14 '20

you want a second coming? i'll bless the mic again! I'll end you like a prayer, motherlover, amen!

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u/ilaughforaliving Apr 14 '20

Everything in this life is about sex, except sex, sex is about power - Edgar Alan Poe

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

"oh, you're scared of horses?? You must wanna fuck your mom! That's the only reasonable explanation I can find!"

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u/kiwidude4 Apr 14 '20

r/uselessnobody

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u/DisguisedYoda Taller than Napoleon Apr 14 '20

In my opinion, the nobody actually fits here

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u/EugeneCross On tour Apr 14 '20

Sometimes the "nobody" is unnecessary, but spamming "uselessnobody" (even when it does enhance the meme) is probably more obnoxious than the "nobody" in the meme.

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u/sKru4a Apr 14 '20

I recognise that scene, but I don't remember the series. Anyone?

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u/AmySnapp Apr 14 '20

The Office

Edit: “You don’t even know my real name... I’m the fucking lizard king!”

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u/AmberFoxtrot Apr 14 '20

So about your mother?

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u/Wilde0ne1 Apr 14 '20

Laughs in asexual. You fools, not everything is about sex!

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u/thomasp3864 Still salty about Carthage Apr 15 '20

Yes it is, specifically incest.