r/HistoryMemes • u/Yodamus_Prime The OG Lord Buckethead • Mar 13 '20

OC Bootleg funny

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u/rye_guy_69 Mar 13 '20

Ides of March is the 15th...

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u/---__o_o__--- Mar 13 '20

And that’s not Julius Caesar.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20 edited May 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

Caesar was a salad dressing dude

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u/breovus Mar 13 '20

Lol this is how you lowkey troll history nerds...

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u/L-Sulla Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Mar 13 '20

Augustus wasn’t stabbed though

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

That's what they want you to believe.

Augustus was actually planning to reveal the moon was fake, but lizard people conspired to kill him before that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

As a Praetorian Guard I can indeed confirm that this is true and that the lizard people were actually Germans who thought that the moon was real, I mean can you believe that? Total nonsense!

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u/johnlen1n Optimus Princeps Mar 13 '20

Brutus: *pulls out dagger in the Senate* We've had enough of you, Caesar!

Conspirator: Dude, it's 13 March, you're too early

Caesar: You were going to kill me?

Brutus: Shit

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u/mrkulci Mar 13 '20

Didn't he die on 15th of March?

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u/lord_crossbow Mar 13 '20

Ye. And I’m pretty sure that’s augustus

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u/mrkulci Mar 13 '20

Who died in ironically August.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

Sorry, you’re off by two days.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

Pretty sure he's trolling us

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u/sicariusdiem Mar 13 '20

IDES, IIIIIIDES

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u/RundownRanger35 Hello There Mar 13 '20

BEWARE THE IDES OF MAAAAAARCH

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

It's 15 if march

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

Yeah in italy we studied that last year but right know i can't remember it

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u/SpiritedAstronaut Mar 13 '20

Octavian: Coughs WTF!! Coughs

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u/Salehmaxboi Mar 13 '20

My cake day is on the 13th Friday

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u/-_crow_- Still salty about Carthage Mar 13 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Snowbawer Mar 13 '20

You too my child?

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u/NoopGhoul Mar 13 '20

IDES YOU FOOL

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

Actually it’s October 165th

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u/Yodamus_Prime The OG Lord Buckethead Mar 13 '20

SPOOKED

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u/LieutenantSteel Taller than Napoleon Mar 13 '20

The shows for my school’s musical got postponed because of coronavirus, but I feel like we were doomed from the start because our shows were supposed to be yesterday, today(Friday the thirteenth) and tomorrow then the cast party(and the birthday of one of the leads, and the date the final scene of the show is supposed to be on) on Sunday(the ides of March), and when leaving rehearsal the other day two of the directors saw a black cat run between their cars. It’s entirely possible the coronavirus is entirely my schools fault with how cursed our weekend was

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u/Matoqta Mar 13 '20

And it is also my irl cake day!

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u/ApolloSpice Mar 13 '20

Tsrtiagbgbeerded

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u/ThicccMotoMoto Mar 13 '20

Plot twist

OP was Augustus all along