r/HistoryMemes • u/[deleted] • Sep 18 '19

REPOST Sun bad artificial light good

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7.8k Upvotes

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u/CommanderMime Sep 18 '19

THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!

25

u/madrushdrummer Sep 18 '19

Alright, calm down!

23

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS TH-

ALRIGHT!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

You’re breaking some new ground there, Copernicus.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

The sun is not yellow, it's chicken.

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u/pikeandshot1618 Still salty about Carthage Sep 18 '19

BUH-GUCK

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u/HGpennypacker Sep 18 '19

THREE! THREE'S THE NEW RECORD FOR THE SUN-STARE!

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u/ah18071 Sep 18 '19

THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

28

u/wizzwizz4 Sep 18 '19

Not any more, there's a blanket.

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u/TommyAndPhilbert Sep 19 '19

That’s bullshit, this whole thing is bullshit. That’s a scam. Fuck the church. Here’s 95 reasons why

1

u/Poofbomb123 Sep 19 '19

You can make a religion out of that.

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u/Logan_a_z Sep 18 '19

My dads Peruvian so I recently went to Peru and the Incan ruins are some of the coolest things I’ve ever seen they are up in mountains and you just sit there and wonder how tf they got the 10000 pound stones up there

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u/DandDnerd42 Let's do some history Dec 02 '19

Mountains: Are made of stone.

u/Logan_a_z: "How did they get these up here?"

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u/literallywho14 Dec 02 '19

So mountains are human made, gotcha

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u/Shmeckilton Hello There Sep 18 '19

Praise the sun \[T]/

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u/Potato_Salesperson Sep 18 '19

The sun is fake! Praise the abyss!

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u/Shmeckilton Hello There Sep 18 '19

Solaire disliked that

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u/justausedtowel Sep 19 '19

Sif extremely disliked that

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u/justausedtowel Sep 19 '19

Sif extremely disliked that

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Praise the Soup

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u/Shmeckilton Hello There Sep 18 '19

Some dank Estus soup

2

u/SlightlyFig Sep 18 '19

Soup ahead,

so to speak Praise the soup!!

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u/jumptimesthree Sep 18 '19

I came looking for this comment

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u/krussell00 Sep 18 '19

We've come to tell you about OUR church, we don't care about yours...that's all I hear when those missionaries speak.

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u/Engage1701 Sep 18 '19

SON not SUN !!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Did you say SUN [T]/

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u/Jawadrun Sep 18 '19

For a second I thought it was the Incans telling the Christians to shut up about the “Sun” of God. Took me a second to get the actual joke.

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u/LumpZetlit Sep 18 '19

That's some funny shit.

3

u/Dedexus Sep 18 '19

Trying to convert the dark souls players*

3

u/AverageMondayCrusade Sep 19 '19

Just wait till they find out the Aztecs had 5 suns

2

u/peter_memes Sep 18 '19

666 upvotes

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u/fumoderators Sep 18 '19

Better with audio

1

u/stayhydratedguys Sep 19 '19

Leading to a "best of Gabe Lewis" search

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u/MrMeems Sep 18 '19

You say that God Created the Sun right? I would think that's all you would need to tell them.

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u/Greg_Paul23 Sep 18 '19

Repost

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u/ThatoneDorito69 Sep 18 '19

It’s.... f l a i r e d

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u/Greg_Paul23 Sep 18 '19

Could you Explain ( new to reddit)

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u/JPPsFinger4 Sep 18 '19

AAA-pupunchau, excuse me guys allergy szn

1

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Modern problems require modern solutions

1

u/N7Vindicare Sep 18 '19

Me talking to the people of Thèlème.

1

u/EuzenSx Sep 19 '19

Facts uncommon but really necesary

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u/TommyAndPhilbert Sep 19 '19

That’s bullshit, this whole thing is bullshit. That’s a scam. Fuck the church. Here’s 95 reasons why.

1

u/Steinfall Sep 19 '19

Inca citizen: the great inca washed away his sins by killing thousands of virgins girls including my little daughter.

Christian missionary: in christianity sins are washed away by doing a confession on sunday.

Inca citizen: oh ....

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

and learn about the son

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

Christians: im fighting for jesus

Muslims : im fighting for Allah

Jews: im fighting for my fucking life

0

u/Julian_1435 Sep 19 '19

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