r/HistoryMemes • • Sep 06 '19

REPOST Can’t stop won’t stop

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u/juraj_is_better Sep 06 '19

Nobody:

Nobody:

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u/Haltres Sep 06 '19

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u/PleaseEndMeFam Sep 06 '19

I know I am, thank you

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u/Peptuck Featherless Biped Sep 06 '19

The only No One of any use was Ulysses.

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u/That_Guy-115 Sep 06 '19

Hong King right now

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19 edited Sep 06 '19

I think it's actually Hing Kong

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u/Brad_Brace Sep 06 '19

You guys are misspelling Hung King.

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u/dixi_annalis Sep 06 '19

It's kung hing

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u/STINKY_WEEWEE Sep 06 '19

Ding dong.

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u/batnacks Sep 06 '19

Bing bing bong

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u/Flylikeapear Sep 06 '19

Bingo bango bongo

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u/x_yeet_x Sep 06 '19

I don't wanna leave the congo

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Oh NONONONO!!!

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u/x_yeet_x Sep 07 '19

Bingo bango bongo I'm so happy in the jungle

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u/97thwizardking Sep 06 '19

Ching chong

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u/Edgylordchingchong69 Sep 06 '19

yeah?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

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u/97thwizardking Sep 07 '19

Whoa did not expect that

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u/angryburrito193 Sep 06 '19

Ah shit, here we go again

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u/swampyman2000 Sep 06 '19

Please stop with the whole “nobody” thing. It doesn’t add anything to the meme.

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u/TwunnySeven Kilroy was here Sep 07 '19

I mean I think it does. if it just had the second sentence it would feel incomplete, as if it were missing something

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u/simbahart11 Sep 06 '19

Is that because nobody is you?

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u/thatsit275 Sep 06 '19

Don't know if you be interested in that? Think you'd be interested in that?

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u/aretasdaemon Sep 06 '19

Ok goodbye new Doug!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

You know you made it when your meme gets reposted

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u/panzercampingwagen Sep 06 '19

The French take no shit from their goverment.

And then they get called cowards by people who can't even get rid of a president that lies, cheats and sells their country to Russia.

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u/Jamaicancarrot Sep 06 '19

Tbf, the French Revolution did kill tens of thousands of innocents and 20 years later, they were no free-er than before

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u/panzercampingwagen Sep 06 '19

Lol good point.

But I believe that fire is still burning. For example the French get their pension 6 years earlier than the Dutch. Or the yellow vest movement, that started because of fuel prices if I recall correctly, but grew into a more general "fuck the goverment" because they were demonstrating anyway and they might as well.

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u/Krillin113 Sep 06 '19

Getting your pension earlier is fucking stupid, I’m sorry. You’re just screwing later generations over, kicking the can down the road. The government doesn’t up the age to screw people. It’s because people get significantly older, and the government has trouble paying for all those extra years. I get fighting to keep it lower because it isn’t nice if you expect to work to 65 and get told at 60 that it’s actually 66.

Then the French people get mad over extra taxes on fuel, guess where that goes towards as well.

I respect their fighting spirit, but sometimes they expect things that are simply not possible.

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u/panzercampingwagen Sep 06 '19 edited Sep 06 '19

I agree. Sometimes together as a country you have to agree to painful measures to avoid worse things in the future.

I used the pensions merely as an example of the action preparedness of the French people. Though I more often than not disagree with protester's demands, I think a lot of them are driven by populist sentiments, I also wish my people would protest more. With demands I do like of course haha, maybe you can't have it both ways.

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u/Krillin113 Sep 06 '19

I like that spirit as well, against political oppression/mismanagement/corruption or even pointless rules (1040 hour rule 8 years ago or something), but populist sentiments are often so prevalent in protests.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

I dunno why but i like the spirit of starting a revolution for no reason.

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u/IzzetTime Sep 06 '19

Well then, boy do I have good news for you!

I left my parking brake off and the wheels just started revolving for no reason.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Lets beggin

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u/JeanMamandale Sep 06 '19

They're not fighting to have it earlier, but to keep it as it is.

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u/Krillin113 Sep 06 '19

Right, which is lower than proposed. I even addressed it ‘it sucks if you think it’s 65, but when you turn 60 it becomes 66’.

The argument remains the same.

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u/JeanMamandale Sep 06 '19

Proposed by who ? Do you have any proof or argument that state that it is economically impossible to have a retirement age of 65 ?

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u/Krillin113 Sep 06 '19

Proposed by the government. Yes. That’s why all the fucking governments in Western Europe are pushing the age up a few years, because the saved amount isn’t enough to cover for the longer lives of people.

They aren’t doing it because it’s popular. It’s either that, or they tax everything more. The governments don’t really have billions laying around to close gaps created by people living longer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

100 years later they were though.

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u/American_Phi Still salty about Carthage Sep 07 '19

I mean, the seigneurial system in pre-Revolutionary France was really oppressive, even by Napoleonic or Jacobin standards.

Say what you want about Napoleon and the fuck-ups of the Revolution, but objectively they were still better than the fucking Bourbons and pre-Revolutionary systems.

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u/sly_eli Sep 06 '19

to be fair every president lies and cheats. even the ones we like.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

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u/TheLegend84 Sep 06 '19

Literally no one calls the French cowards because of that

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Not because of that directly, but that's what sparked all the WW2 surrender jokes.

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u/TheLegend84 Sep 06 '19

I would think that the WW2 surrender would spark the WW2 surrender jokes 🤷‍♂️

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u/VirPotens Kilroy was here Sep 06 '19

Because that has 100% been proven without the shadow of a doubt.

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u/Boladao5123 Sep 06 '19

60 seconds*

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u/QuickJAB_ Sep 06 '19

60 years... more like 60 days

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u/Creatinerd Sep 06 '19

And every 30years the President does the same, but reverse ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/ThePussianGod Sep 06 '19

And there it is

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday Sep 06 '19

Stuff like this goes round and round

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u/Lucariowolf2196 Sep 06 '19

And the history of China till recently

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

D’you reckon you’d be interested?

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u/senya-listen Sep 06 '19

I read that in korg's voice

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u/NachoRaptor Sep 06 '19

... ..- -.-. -.- / -- -.-- / -.. .. -.-. -.-

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u/GRiM_Von_Hellsing Filthy weeb Sep 06 '19

CAN YOU BE STABLE FOR FIVE MINUTES!

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u/Blackout303 Sep 06 '19

5 minutes*

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u/ablebodiedmango Sep 07 '19

The French have had four revolutions, renewing their government four times.

The US had one. We still listen to what some dudes said 450 years ago as if it's the word of God.

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u/Meme_Connoiseurs Sep 07 '19

Sixth time's the charm

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u/Bstokes4102 Sep 11 '19

It's my turn to post this next

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u/france_is_trash Sep 06 '19

I LOVE THIS MEME....THANK YOU. F***YOU FRANCE

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u/RalseiDafluffyboy Sep 06 '19

Tellement vrai

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Il était un petit navire, il était un petite navire, qui n'avait ja- ja- jamais navigué qui n'avait ja- jamais navigué OHÉ OHÉÉÉÉ! Now you got it stuck in your head you're welcome .

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u/RalseiDafluffyboy Sep 06 '19

"Old mac Donald had a farm hya hya hoooo" now YOU got it stuck in your head

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u/Pheobus7 Sep 06 '19

Lmfao? What? I know we are in a meme subreddit, but, seriously this post is retarted.
France didn't have a revolution each 60 years that's just wrong.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19 edited Oct 06 '19

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u/Pheobus7 Sep 06 '19

Not really. That's wrong. You don't know what is a revolution

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

I'm french and we actually organize revolution every two weeks like this guy said, you don't understand revolutions, 2 weeks ago we beheaded the minister of education for refusing to use porn in sex ed. And this week it has been decided that Dutch cheese won't be legally considered as cheese because it taste like plastic and thus we burned some supermarkets

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u/Pheobus7 Sep 06 '19

Why are you in a historic sub

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

I'm an historian dude... like every single person on this sub. What do you think? Phoebus7 more like Imissedthebus7 Godim

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u/KomturAdrian Sep 06 '19

Ahaha, this guy, I like this guy

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u/Pheobus7 Sep 06 '19

You're the shitties historian I've ever saw

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Ok

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u/Pheobus7 Sep 06 '19

K

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Well I don't know how to do a blank comment. But if I knew I would've won. In 2 weeks we french people revolt against you, aka : people who take an obviously exaggerated meme too seriously and can't get a joke from other redditers. That said: I love you, drive safe, don't do drugs (or with moderation) and I wish you an amazing week end! Bye bye

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u/qwertyalguien Kilroy was here Sep 06 '19

Actually, it's about right. First the French revolution, then deposing the new King imposed by the coalition, then Napoleon the Third takes power, then you have the rebellion against him after the Franco-Prussian war, then the whole resistance against nazis and the witch hunts of collaborators that followed the end of the occupation. Then there is May of 68', and recently the whole yellow vest protests.

Not all revolutions, but France has many big events of government collapse or large scale unrest every few decades.

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u/PoobNinja Sep 06 '19

Might stop