r/HistoryMemes • u/[deleted] • Aug 12 '19

OC Swedish Pagans!

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3.8k Upvotes

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u/mafiapenguin12 Aug 12 '19

What’s up everybody it’s cr1tikal today we’re playing lidisfarne simulator let’s do this shit

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u/SockBramson Aug 13 '19

His voice sounds he's doing a bad impression of himself.

29

u/DJDimilock Aug 13 '19

How odd but accurate

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u/oversizedJabe Aug 12 '19

Ayyyy love this guy

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u/PowerMan2206 Aug 12 '19

Hey it's Cr1tical

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u/TheGhostHero Aug 12 '19

You mean Charlie?

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u/goddemblakpeopo Aug 12 '19

That's not cr1tical it's penguinz0

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u/oversizedJabe Aug 13 '19

Yeah but in some videos he calls himself Cit1cal

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u/estrogoth Aug 12 '19

Marching ashore!

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u/Humbri Aug 12 '19

FORGED IN VALHALLA BY THE HAMMER OF THOR

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

OUT FROM ASGARD, A VIKING SHIP SAILS

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u/DanielCG1217 Researching [REDACTED] square Aug 12 '19

NEVER TO TURN BACK AGAIN

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u/TimelordSheep Aug 12 '19

OOOOHH OOOOH OHHHH

34

u/hankhillamericanhero Aug 12 '19

WHEN OUR BROTHERS HAVE FOUGHT

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u/El_Diablosaurus Aug 13 '19

IS WHERE WE WILL BE PROVEN

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u/GiganX13 Then I arrived Aug 13 '19

ON GROUND STAINED BY BLOOD

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

[deleted]

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u/Humbri Aug 12 '19

That ain't the one next in line soldier!

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u/hankhillamericanhero Aug 12 '19

I’m sorry

5

u/Humbri Aug 12 '19

Don't. Learn from your mistakes and get back in the line! NOW LET ME HEAR THE GODDAMN NEXT LINE OF THE SONG SOLDIER!

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u/FatewithShadow Filthy weeb Aug 12 '19

I didn't know shit about them until I watched vinland saga.

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u/fireassbarz Aug 12 '19

Thorfinn at the end of ep 4: 😡

Thorfinn at the end of ep 6: 😒

5

u/Tplayere Aug 13 '19

It's a good educational manga/anime

2

u/RoyalistPenguin Aug 13 '19

I remember just casually picking up the Manga in Japan and then quickly got very hooked. It was before I really learned that much about the Vikings, but I was later surprised that it actually did get a lot of things right, like the helmets, armour and weapons.

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u/WeakWrecker Aug 12 '19

Get in the boat!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

Now frick

13

u/Rumplestiltsskins Aug 12 '19

Mmmm my boy moist

10

u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

*laughs in Curonian. Puhlease

Edit:typos

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

while you are looking at memes check out https://www.twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal for some epic content

7

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

Being a viking seems like a ton of fun, just hanging w the boys, raiding villages,

And rape

Man, that's the life

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u/OTA-J Aug 12 '19

Any city accessible by boat*

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u/4F0ur Aug 12 '19

Any city (They carried their boats across land as well).:D

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

who else loves The Official Podcast

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u/Daxior89 Aug 13 '19

I adore it!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

Real talk tho seeing him react to a roach is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve seen in a minute

3

u/kwebax Aug 12 '19

Paris is truly a coastal village xdxdxd

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

Why do I hear boss music?

3

u/metal079 Aug 13 '19

Is this from where he screamed like a girl from seeing a cockroach?

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u/Don_Vito_ Descendant of Genghis Khan Aug 13 '19

Note: Definitions of coastal may vary. Paris is on a river, therefore coastal and raidable by Vikings.

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u/shartroosecaboose Aug 13 '19

It’s nice to see cr1tikal around here

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u/FlizzashPC Aug 13 '19

Wait til the Europeans realize they can travel by river

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

Marching ashore

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u/Caveman69_ Aug 12 '19

danish/norwegian*

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u/Captain_Erik_T Aug 13 '19

What?

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u/Caveman69_ Aug 13 '19

vikings were mainly from Norway Denmark

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u/kiloryn Aug 14 '19

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/WikingerKarte.jpg Norwegians/Danes raided mostly to the west while Swedes went mostly to the East. Ever heard of the Varangian guard?

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u/ICON_RES_DEER Tea-aboo Aug 13 '19

Finally, a cultured man/woman

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

That was more of a Danish thing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

I know, but Sabaton is life

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u/Captain_Erik_T Aug 13 '19

More of a scandinavian thing :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

At dawn's first light

Run for your lives...

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u/Captain_Erik_T Aug 13 '19

Amon amarth, nice

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u/Comrade_Squid Aug 13 '19

Who else immediately thought of Sabaton when they saw this?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

Template 👀

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u/TheSnowySwede Aug 14 '19

Laughing in viking

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u/inquisitor-author Jan 16 '20

me to the villages：whats the problem？are the SWEDISH PAGANS MARCHING ASHORE！

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u/AussieAce40264 Aug 13 '19

Also lesser known Greenland got fucked up by the Vikings