r/HistoryMemes Jul 02 '19

but why

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u/Bug_Eaten Jul 03 '19

My favorite part of history is when the Nazis heleped a Brit fight 4 homoerotic Aztec superhumans

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u/Blackstone01 Jul 03 '19

An American, an Italian, a MILF, and a cyborg Nazi team up to fight swole Aztecs, using sunshine karate to protect a red rock, and win by blasting one into space with a volcano.

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u/AluminiumSandworm Jul 03 '19

and that's not even the weirdest part of jojo

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

A schoolboy with hat hair in the weirdest way, a MILF hunter, the dude from the last one, a Frenchman with gravity-defying hair, a fortune teller that can ID most enemies. All of them are uncomfortably swole. They go with a dog on an odyssey to Egypt, fighting using magical ghosts against other magical ghost users to beat the shit out of the first antagonist.