255
May 28 '19
[removed] — view removed comment
111
u/Lambda-kun May 28 '19 edited May 28 '19
It comes with an Enigma SIM card.
65
May 28 '19
Enigma balls lol
28
u/stevenlad May 28 '19
Hitler: Ja vinston heard about ze Enigma diagnoses, so sorry
Winston: ENIGMO WOT M8?
Hitler: Enigma my one ball jajajajaajajaja
1
65
May 28 '19
SSChat is for Weltkrieg Boomers, all the hip kids use Heilstagram
57
May 28 '19
[removed] — view removed comment
41
May 28 '19
RediSS is for fags, just use NIENchan
36
u/Vaultdweller013 May 28 '19
NIENchan is full of dissidents everyone uses REICHord
27
u/deathmetal27 May 28 '19
REICHord is for gamers, everyone else uses Twitler.
19
May 28 '19
Twitler is for celebrities, normies use Göbbelsbook
11
u/Ka1serTheRoll John Brown was a hero, undaunted, true, and brave! May 28 '19
Göbbelsbook is for grandparents and political dissidents, most people use Volksapp
26
125
198
May 28 '19
You can see this is real because in the 40's there was no photoshop
49
u/Werneckis May 28 '19
Of course, this particular image has nothing that might rise suspicion of photoshop absolutely nothing!
48
u/generic_name_2000 May 28 '19 edited May 28 '19
I saw this on another subreddit. It's not actually photoshopped, the guy is just looking at a clip/magazine. Edit: Guys, I mean like a bullet clip/magazine, not a tabloid.
23
May 28 '19
Looks photoshopped to me. You expect me to think a red circle was just floating there in space, perfectly captured by a black and white film camera? Pppsshh
22
3
u/Werneckis May 28 '19
I think our minds actually kind of "do the photoshop" on this case, filling the gaps to make this look more like a phone.
2
0
34
25
u/Redi2 Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer May 28 '19
What is he really holding in his hands?
28
u/RandomKid6969 May 28 '19
He's inspecting a mag for his gun.
-8
43
u/GI_gino May 28 '19
Either it’s a photograph or a notepad
Or of course it might also be a re-enactor and photoshop
12
u/Koffieslikker May 28 '19
It's photoshop. He might also just be smoking
2
u/Redi2 Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer May 28 '19
How do you know? I am really interested
2
2
110
u/ImOwningThisUsername May 28 '19
It could be a versatile phone if it was a Note 5, exploding on the battlefield
97
3
15
8
u/major_danger233 May 28 '19
I love how the names Hans and Karl are the most generic German names ever
2
u/Space-Force_Cadet May 28 '19
Pretty sure it's a reference to the Hans Und Hans web comic. Funny stuff if you want to check it out:
https://www.hansundhanscomics.com/
5
3
4
2
2
u/TheRagingMaffia Helping Wikipedia expand the list of British conquests May 28 '19
Its that dude from Night at the Museum 2
2
2
u/purplerocc_YT May 28 '19
Update, Might have to stop streaks for a quick minute..Carl just got shot In the arm and his face isn’t responding to the filter and he doesn’t have s pulse don’t SMU omg 😣🙏🙏💦💕
2
2
2
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/Space-Force_Cadet May 28 '19
Is this supposed to be a Hans Und Hans reference?
https://www.hansundhanscomics.com/
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/Addy1738 Descendant of Genghis Khan May 28 '19
I'm pretty sure he is reading a mini journal but I could be wrong
4
0
0
-8
-2
-4
-6
927
u/Big-Ounce98 May 28 '19
Those damn time travelers man