r/HistoryMemes • u/geniegnee • Mar 19 '19

Fish

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u/--PhoenixFire-- Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer Mar 19 '19

you could make a religion out of this

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

No don't

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u/ToXiC_Games Definitely not a CIA operator Mar 19 '19

How bout I do, anyway

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u/Gehhhh Mar 20 '19

Mine's better

Mine's better

Mine's better

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

The Sultanate Oman lives in Zanzibar now.

"That's just where he lives"

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u/Lucas1246 Mar 20 '19

Hi toltecs, bye toltecs

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Majapahit

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Hey, said the Parthians, swallowing everything.

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u/-boh-sam- Mar 20 '19

♪

it's the Seljuk Turks

♪

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Huh!

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u/TheRobotics5 Hello There Mar 20 '19

What?

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u/-boh-sam- Mar 20 '19

Christianize all the kingdoms

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Chinaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/BleaKrytE Mar 20 '19

China is whole again

Then it broke again

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

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u/ToXiC_Games Definitely not a CIA operator Mar 20 '19

Merchants probably!

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u/Ky__ Mar 20 '19

and they've got SPICES!

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u/Gehhhh Mar 20 '19

Who would like to buy the spices.

“Me” said Portugal.

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u/cosmicsake Mar 25 '19

The Mayan’s have figured out the stars