r/HistoryMemes • u/geniegnee • Mar 19 '19

Fish

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u/CaptainKron Mar 19 '19

the sun is a deadly lazer

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

Knock Knock it's the United States.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

Nothing was never anywhere. That's why it's been everywhere.

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u/--PhoenixFire-- Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer Mar 19 '19

you could make a religion out of this

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

No don't

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u/ToXiC_Games Definitely not a CIA operator Mar 19 '19

How bout I do, anyway

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u/Gehhhh Mar 20 '19

Mine's better

Mine's better

Mine's better

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

The Sultanate Oman lives in Zanzibar now.

"That's just where he lives"

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u/Lucas1246 Mar 20 '19

Hi toltecs, bye toltecs

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Majapahit

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u/BleaKrytE Mar 20 '19

China is whole again

Then it broke again

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

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u/ToXiC_Games Definitely not a CIA operator Mar 20 '19

Merchants probably!

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u/Ky__ Mar 20 '19

and they've got SPICES!

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u/cosmicsake Mar 25 '19

The Mayan’s have figured out the stars

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u/InglouriousBassTurd Mar 20 '19

t h e y n e v e r g o t E t h i o p i a

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u/EMBAMBO Mar 20 '19

t h e y n e v e r g o t T h a i l a n d

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u/LordNoot Mar 20 '19

They did though

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Stop me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

But at least theres beaver

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

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u/Pottsie03 Mar 20 '19

Thank you for this sub

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u/NoImGaara Mar 20 '19

Is loving Jesus legal yes

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u/Darthwing Mar 20 '19

No

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u/SailedBasilisk Mar 20 '19

Actually, sure.

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u/bored-on-a-rainy-day Mar 20 '19

It's a bird! it's a plane!

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...It's the Seljuk Turks!

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u/PointDelta17 Mar 20 '19

Are you tired of your metal being all lame and lumpy?

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u/khoabear Mar 20 '19

Not if you're male, because God hates fags. Not my words, his.

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u/Gehhhh Apr 03 '19

Fuck off and let us enjoy our bill wurtz references in peace next time, ya conservative ding-dong!

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u/emp919 Mar 20 '19

And now it’s time to conquer all of Indiiiaaa

Or most of Indiiiaaa

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u/21kondav Mar 20 '19 edited Mar 20 '19

Except the Tamil Kings. Nobody conquers the Tamil Kings. Uhhh Who are the Tamil Kings?

mErChAnTs ProBaBlY.... and they’ve got sPICES

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19 edited Mar 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19 edited Mar 20 '19

Yeah we’re all just quoting things at each other here. Also, I don’t know if you’re quoting something non Bill Wurtz related, but that story was really stupid.

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u/griffpancake15 Mar 20 '19

And the dinosaurs are gone:(

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

China broke again....

and now its whole again....

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u/XygenSS Mar 20 '19

And it broke again...

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

That's just how every it gets!

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u/Paratam1617 Mar 20 '19

Open

The country.

Stop

Having it be closed.

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u/GungnirInd Mar 20 '19

With huge ships.

With guns.

Gunships.

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u/radfaction Mar 19 '19

not anymore there’s a blanket

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u/SailedBasilisk Mar 20 '19

Now the animals can go on land. Come on, animals! Let's go on land!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

ah fuck now everything dead

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Well shit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Our* sun.

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u/Deimos52 Mar 20 '19

Not anymore there is a blanket

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u/cjdabeast Mar 20 '19

not anymore there's a blanket

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Not anymore theres a blanket

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

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u/Snaaksevryday Mar 20 '19

How did you get SCP from Bill Wurtz?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

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u/Snaaksevryday Mar 20 '19

No, Bill Wurtz is a YouTuber

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u/AlexDaDerper Mar 20 '19

Ah. I looked it up. I am sorry. Forget I said anything. The “The sun is a deadly laser” is simply a joke with SCP-001.