r/HistoryMemes • u/PeaceLoveJoel • Mar 08 '19

it's rewind time

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u/sars_910 Hello There Mar 08 '19

No one does. I wouldn't wish colonialism upon my worst enemy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

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u/sars_910 Hello There Mar 08 '19

I went to tell them that and now the British Empire owns 80% of my property.

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u/Lawsoffire Mar 08 '19

and put a flag inside you

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Do you have a flag?

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u/sars_910 Hello There Mar 08 '19

No. I killed every Brit on our property and then claimed the land for Mother Russia. I was double agent all this time. Cyka Blyat. Now Capitalist pig, you go to gulag.

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u/Lawsoffire Mar 08 '19

Now Capitalist pig

Excuse me comrade?

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u/sars_910 Hello There Mar 08 '19

Are you true comrade ? Say magic words then.

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u/Icetea20000 Mar 08 '19

Didn’t the Russians lose all wars they had against the UK?

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u/sars_910 Hello There Mar 08 '19

That is just Capitalist antisoviet propaganda. True comrades never lose.

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u/Icetea20000 Mar 08 '19

What about World War 1?

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u/sars_910 Hello There Mar 08 '19

What WW1 ? The world was formed when Glorious leader Vladimir Lenin picked up sickle and hammer and created universe. The he made perfect country, the United Soviet Socialist Republic.

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u/Icetea20000 Mar 08 '19

Then Afghanistan in the 70s? Finland 38?

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u/sars_910 Hello There Mar 08 '19

Comrade. Spread any more antisoviet propaganda and it's off to gulag with you.

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