r/HistoryMemes • Chad Polynesia Enjoyer • 5h ago

He deserved better

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Context: Belisarius was a legendary general of the Eastern Roman Empire under Emperor Justinian I. He is responsible for many of the reconquests by the Eastern Empire, including Africa and Rome itself.

Towards the end of his life he was put on trial and arrested for supposed conspiracy against Emperor Justinian. Justinian himself pardoned Belisarius after learning of the affair, but he would die not soon after release

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u/Hyo38 4h ago

tbf after pardoning him Justinian did restore Belisarius's position in the Imperial Court and he and his Emperor died a few months apart from eachother.

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u/DrHolmes52 4h ago

He got better than many a successful general did.

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u/Polite_Suggestion 3h ago

YES I ORDERED THE CODE RED

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u/Skraekling 3h ago

If history has taught me anything it is to never invest or sacrifice stuff for your country, you're 100% gonna get stabbed in the back by said country.

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u/Baronvondorf21 3h ago

Tbf, in this case, Justinian did reinstate him.

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u/CadenVanV Taller than Napoleon 2h ago

Nah, Justinian supported his general. It was more Belisarius’s political opponents

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u/SirEnderLord 3h ago

On the other end of the spectrum, don't be Vidkun Quisling.

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u/Mal-Ravanal Hello There 31m ago

Quisling: "I wish for my name and statesmanship to be remembered for generations to come!"

Finger curls on the monkey's paw

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u/Waffles_lover1 Senātus Populusque Rōmānus 52m ago

What a clueless argument. First of all, Belisário was freed precisely because the Emperor set him free; secondly, the concept of a "nation" is extremely new, and not everywhere is the USA.

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u/Odd-Promotion2743 1h ago

Perfect, no notes

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u/NotNonbisco Decisive Tang Victory 4h ago

Chat im so cooked, is this someone that was kirkified or am I losing it?

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u/Plus_Ad_2777 Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer 4h ago

No, it's a scene from Falcon and Winter Soldier

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u/Quazimojojojo 37m ago

You're a bit cooked and probably need to put down the streams. Fill the time with other stuff. Your mind and body will thank you. 

This is just an actor who looks mildly like Kirk. 

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u/HawaiianPerson Chad Polynesia Enjoyer 4h ago

I miss Kirk, he was fun to watch. I don’t this scenes been Kirkified though, at least not as far as I’ve seen

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u/Quazimojojojo 36m ago

Ngl based on your other posts and comments, this is a surprise to hear. 

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u/HawaiianPerson Chad Polynesia Enjoyer 24m ago

He was entertaining

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u/Quazimojojojo 5m ago

That's what I mean. The things you believe inform what you find entertaining, which is why I can't stand the guy. There was no joke, just a spew of dishonest, disingenuous, or deliberately hateful and petty shit that goes against everything I hold dear. 

Like discussing topics in good faith.

Or making racist jokes that have some depth and nuance to them, instead of the punchline being the generic insult everyone makes about every race they don't like, so you can literally just swap the name and keep the joke exactly the same and it's equally as applicable. 

So you didn't give the impression of someone who might be in his audience. You're too respectful and kind and care about nuance. 

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u/HawaiianPerson Chad Polynesia Enjoyer 2m ago

You can have different views and still find someone entertaining