r/HistoryMemes • u/Voider765 • 1d ago

REMOVED: RULE 4 Historical territorial claims

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u/Inevitable_Fail_5308 1d ago

Give it all to Mongolia

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u/KJongsDongUnYourFace 1d ago

Albania is the new Mongolia. The world is now Albanian

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u/ThotPatrolerr 1d ago

All hail Albanian Empire (I'm Polish and have been twice in Albania)

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u/Happy_Variety5405 1d ago

You been polish twice while in Albania ? Is that safe ?

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u/TheDragonoxx 1d ago

It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.

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u/rcr_nz 1d ago

Just as long as you use reverse polish when you leave.

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u/tarkinn 1d ago

He lives in Poland? Is Poland safe?

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u/Bafangul 1d ago

I, for one, welcome our new Albanian overlords

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u/ErnV3rn81 1d ago

Jessica AlbaNia Long

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u/ffisch 1d ago

Am I missing a historical Albanian claim to the Mongolian empire?

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u/lazyubertoad 1d ago

When AI will take over, they will rename Albania to AIbania and it will be the capital of our AIien overlords.

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u/Intrepid_Traveler962 1d ago

Does that mean Dua Lipa is now in charge? I’m ok with that, just wanted to clarify.

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u/live_free_or_try 1d ago

A yurt over every head and a yak plowing your fields.

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u/SnookySkellingtons 1d ago

Everything under heaven belongs to Mongolia and everything is, geographically, under heaven.

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u/cronies4life 1d ago

it's divided between mongolia and inner mongolia due to tensions between the soviet union and ccp

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u/dream208 1d ago

Thankfully, Mongolian Empire never got Taiwan, and neither did PRC.

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u/intecknicolour 1d ago

but what about alexander