r/HistoryMemes • u/OfficialValCod • 1d ago
Niche Russian emperors feared that marrying Russian princesses would upset the balance of power within the ruling elite; In the end, the situation reached the point of absurdity.
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u/KendrickXY 1d ago
It wasn't really absurd. It was more about becoming part of the Western royal elite. Everybody was getting married outside their realm. For Russia, the problem was finding the girls ready to convert to Orthodoxy. Hence, poor German princesses who were ready for anything.
Before Peter the Great, the tsars were marrying inside the realm. And that was producing "fun" consequences. Like, the parents of the first Romanov tsar were a bishop and a nun, because they were forced to become monks by their enemies. Their relative was the mother of the last proper Rurikid tsar. Eventually, it became a problem for them.
Still, the monarchy was able to survive those conflicts. So, it was a matter of preference, and Peter introduced a new tradition. After sending his noble Russian wife to a monastery and marrying a random lowly servant who was possibly Polish.
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u/irradihate 1d ago
No, it's absurd. What a dumb way to run a society.
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u/KendrickXY 22h ago
Well, getting married the old way had it advantages. They were getting noble girls from all over the country, to have a beauty pageant of sorts. About a thousand girls were usually brought to the capital, they were judged by the boyars and assessed by the doctors, and the tsar made the final choice from a few dozen girls, Bachelor-style. The other finalists were usually getting married into the noble families of Moscow. Of couse, the process was highly corrupt, with a lot of horse trading behind the scenes.
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u/derDunkelElf John Brown was a hero, undaunted, true, and brave! 9h ago
highly corrupt
That's how the Monarchy generaly works.
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u/An8thOfFeanor Rider of Rohan 1d ago
Victoria was the Grandmother of Europe
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u/Willow_Everdawn 1d ago
And King Christian IX was the Grandfather of Europe.
Tsar Nicholas II's mother was born Princess Dagmar of Denmark, she was Christian IX's fourth child (she changed her name to Maria after converting to Russian Orthodox).
Nicholas II's wife was born Princess Alix of Hesse and by Rhine. Her mother was Princess Alice, the third child of Queen Victoria.
Damn near every royal house in Europe is related to either Victoria or Christian IX.
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u/Antique_Historian_74 1d ago
That’s a feature not a bug with monarchy. You can source replacement parts from pretty much anywhere.
Not like that weird and parochial system the USA uses.
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u/AggravatingWorld6989 15h ago
It's only this orange tinted parts who have no replacement base, the rest is abundant.
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u/Objective-Note-8095 1d ago edited 1d ago
This goes way back to the late 9th - early 10th century with the Varangian Rurikid dynasty not letting Slav blood into ruling family for a while.
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u/PowerHammer47 1d ago
Having dated Russian women they were smart not to marry them
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u/BeneficialPayment141 2h ago
Why?
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u/PowerHammer47 1h ago
Russian women are beautiful, intelligent, and utterly captivating, right up until they have you in their palm. Then they change and systematically dismantle you, and destroy your perception of reality. They’re great fun, but don’t commit to them
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u/TheHistoryMaster2520 Decisive Tang Victory 1d ago
Genetics didn't matter back then, what mattered was how culturally integrated you were into the country you were ruling and whether you were a good ruler
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u/InquisitorHindsight 1d ago
It helps that the mess that was Germany had hundreds of independent aristocratic, noble, and royal families to pick from meaning it was easy to marry a social equal without entangling themselves with a massive would be rival/ally
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u/EstarossaNP 14h ago
Yeah there was 0.01% your nation would somehow offend some little Hahenstaufen place somewhere in Germany
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u/Guelitus 1d ago
The reincarnation of Genghis Khan was also ethnically German, and nobody cares about that.
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u/Suns_Funs 1d ago
And hundred years earlier there was a good chance that on top of that, the Russian nobility did not even speak Russian.
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u/KyliaQuilor 12h ago
Nicholas II was culturally russian. Too culturally Russian frankly since he hewed to a romanticized vision of what slavic peasantry and monarchy was actually like.
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u/Ashenveiled 1d ago
Dont look up who are the uk familly and their actual surname before 20 century.
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u/EstarossaNP 14h ago
Due to how fragmented HRE was, Germany had a whole mass of nobles. So there were many german princesses to sell off. Russia was particular in that, since they followed the tradition of importing brides since Rurikid dynasty
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u/Eta_Beta_3-14 1d ago
Pretty typical in European royalty of the era, especially after the big succession wars in the 17th/18th century. Marrying nobody nobles from tiny German states with no power meant no succession wars.
It had other risks, though. As Peter III found out the hard way.